Oh, and our car only takes diesel fuel, that a problem for you guys?

Boyfriend and Gas Station are Milton Samurai's Latest Victims


Let it be known to the male halves of couples everywhere; it's inevitable that you'll have the occasional heated argument with your better half, so it would probably be a good idea if you didn't have any Bushido blades mounted on your living room walls.

After slicing into her boyfriend's head and arm, The Milton Samurai traveled across the street to a Petro gas station in front of her apartment where she started smashing windows, later cutting into an off-duty firefighter who tried to intervene. Samurai never were as discreet as their stealth-oriented distant cousins.

Sadly, there weren't any pictures of Samurai in the blogTO Flickr pool, so the above Samurai Pizza Cat fanart from deviant artist Lastscionz will have to do. And ya, this was on the 'Brew this morning, but how often will I get a chance to lol-cat the Samurai Pizza Cats? Not often enough!


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