Comedian loses it with viral crashout over 401 traffic in Ontario

Actress and comedian Steph Tolev is the latest celebrity to crash out over traffic on the infamously gridlocked Highway 401, and her particular disdain for one Ontario town.

Tolev, who grew up in Toronto before moving south of the border in 2016 and rising to fame on Los Angeles' comedy circuit, has experience with both cities' nightmare traffic. 

But if you ask her, the 401 is far worse than anything you'll experience with L.A.'s notorious gridlock.

"If I ever hear one more person ever complain that L.A. has the worst traffic, you've never been to Toronto. You've never been on the 401," rants Tolev in a viral video shared to her Instagram over the weekend.

 

 

 

 

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And, for anyone who happens to live in Milton, you might want to look away for this next part.

In apparent disbelief, Tolev ask viewers, "Who the f*** lives in Milton? Why am I in gridlock in Milton, Ontario, then at a standstill in Guelph?"

We can indeed confirm for Tolev that Milton is a real place that exists and where actual human people live.

Apparently the traffic was so bad that Tolev almost had a bladder incident, admitting, "I almost just wet myself at the OnRoute, sprinted in."

Still insistent that Milton should not exist, Tolev yells, "What the — Who lives in Milton? Who lives in Milton!?"

"Why am I parked — If you don't know what I'm talking about, Milton, Ontario is buttf*** nowhere. Cows live there. Piles of s*** live there. No one lives in Milton. You've never heard of Milton. Is Milton on the map?"

In case the message wasn't already clear, Tolev threw in one last jab at the Ontario town, venting, "I hate Milton." 

A few commenters chimed in to confirm that they do, in fact, live in Milton, and that they are not cows.

Others seemed to agree with her unfiltered rage, with one comment saying, "Valid crashout. Thank you for confirming our suffering."

Another commenter agreed with Tolev's stance that Toronto (and rural Ontario) traffic is harder to navigate than in Los Angeles, writing, "I am from Toronto and I live in LA and I would drive in LA gladly and gratefully one thousand times a day before I would get on the 401 at any moment."

Tolev appears on the Netflix comedy series Tires along with fellow Ontario rising star and SNL cast member Veronika Slowikowska.