Weird things for sale on Facebook Marketplace in Ontario right now

Facebook Marketplace has become the de facto place for people to buy and sell used goods in Ontario, but it has also developed a reputation as a home for completely unhinged listings.

And there's no shortage of weird Facebook Marketplace listings from Ontario residents.

Whether you're looking for a hot tub where Mary Poppins watches you bathe or assorted Victorian prosthetic eyeballs, here are some of the weirdest current listings from Ontario on Facebook Marketplace.

Dental model that looks like it came straight from a nightmare

I don't know what's going on in dental schools, but if it involves prolonged exposure to these toothy monstrosities, I am glad I didn't choose that career path. For $90, you could practice dental surgery from the comfort of your own home, but you're probably thinking of something else, you weirdo.

Sasquatch costume that admittedly doesn't look like a sasquatch

Despite the claim that this costume was only used three times, the matted fur tells another story. Throw in blurry photos (because we all know Bigfoot-like creatures are just naturally blurry) and a description that the item "Looks more like Chewbacca or Paul Naschy 70s wolf man than Sasquatch," and you might just be better off cutting eye holes in an old shag carpet.

An actual firetruck for some reason

There might not be anything legally dubious about buying an actual firetruck, but it's safe to say you can't barrel down public roads with lights and sirens blaring just because you own a firefighting vehicle.

A hot tub where Mary Poppins apparently watches the whole time

This listing actually sold pretty quickly, which is surprising considering the included presence of a grinning Mary Poppins standing on the sidelines while you take a dip.

19th-century prosthetic eyes

I am sure there are plenty of weirdos willing to drop $75 on fake glass eyes from the 1800s, but in this economy, I have a fascinated admiration for whoever the target market for these is.

Hoodie with Nicolas Cage's face on it

Honestly, while you may consider this one weird, there was a part of me that wanted to buy this unhinged hoodie instead of sharing it with the world, but logic and reason kicked in somewhere along the way.

Four-foot-tall Woody from Toy Story

For that friend who really, really likes the Toy Story franchise, you can spend a cool $200 on this mildly terrifying memorabilia. The real question is whether it will get up and walk around when all the humans leave the house, like its movie inspiration.