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Queen Street Alert


Pedestrians on Queen West should be on guard for 8-legged invertebrate bag-snatchers.

The culprits have been observed attaching themselves to backpacks, pocketbooks, and satchels belonging to oblivious streetwalkers.

It is not known if the creatures are dangerous but their preference for passers-by decorated with the Confederate flag suggest right-wing fundamentalist leanings. Approach with caution.


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