Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton will both touch down in Toronto this summer, though it would appear there won't be any overlap between the two's visits. True to form, the heiress will be in town to make an appearance at Cabana Pool Bar (June 27) for the release of her single "High Off My Love," while the celebrity gossip blogger will be staring in the parody musical of Full House in which he plays Danny Tanner. No, that's not a joke.

Apparently the musical tracks the demise of the sitcom star and his "descent into madness as he slowly turns from wholesome Danny Tanner to foul-mouthed and dark Bob Saget." In other words, the plot is just farcical enough that a non-actor might just be able to pull it off. Maybe. Possibly.

As for the other Hilton, the one releasing a single at Cabana, I'm less optimistic at its prospects, which is saying something. But, hey, at least the view from the club is nice. That might be worth the $25-35 price of admission on its own.

Which Hilton are you most excited about? Let us know in the comments.