$4 million Ontario resort-like home has two huge ponds with bridges

For millennials who grew up in the era when every "rich person" house looked like a Tuscan villa, this Ontario estate might stir up either envy or PTSD.

It really depends on whether your dream design era peaked somewhere between The Sopranos finale and the premiere of The O.C., or if you've since moved on to minimalism and microcement.

Either way, 14180 Heritage Rd. is a full-blown time capsule from the early 2000s — probably because the owners, who bought it in 2000 for $3.1 million, have done basically nothing to update it since.

The front of the house. 

But while it might need a little modern love (or a full HGTV reboot), there's no denying this place delivers on luxury, space, and unapologetic early-aughts opulence.

The pizza oven. 

The custom-built 8,500-square-foot estate sits on a whopping 24 acres of total privacy, complete with two ponds, a hot tub, and an outdoor pizza oven.

One of the ponds. 

And because the backyard ponds are apparently too big to walk around, they need a bridge to cross. 

The dining room. 

Built with no expense spared back in the day, the home features Brazilian hardwood floors, marble finishes, heated floors, German-engineered windows, and a lifetime metal roof — you know, just in case the Tuscan aesthetic ever makes a comeback.

The living room. 

Inside, you'll find five bedrooms, six bathrooms, and more arches and columns than a Roman museum.

The main floor kitchen. 

If you can get past the kitchen that looks like a 2003 Food Network set and the bathrooms covered in every shade of beige tile, there's potential here.

The sunroom. 

The principal rooms are spacious and bright, and there's a sunroom for your morning cappuccino. 

The primary bedroom. 

The primary suite comes with a walk-through closet, spa ensuite, and a Juliette balcony that's just begging for a dramatic sigh at sunset.

The second kitchen. 

The basement has 10-foot ceilings, a wine cellar, and even a second kitchen.

The three-car underground garage. 

And if you collect cars (or just have trust issues with driveway parking), there's a three-car underground garage — plus a four-car garage upstairs. Seven in total. Because, obviously, you'd need that many cars.

The primary ensuite. 

Initially listed for $4.5 million, the home has since dropped to $3,999,000 — which still makes it one of the priciest properties in the area, where most homes hover closer to $1.3 million.

An aerial shot of the property. 

But let's be honest, we doubt those homes come with two ponds and a pizza oven.