Forget Twibbons, Joe Pantalone has condoms
Mayoral candidate Joe Pantalone will be distributing "Not Your Average Joe" condoms at this year's Pride Parade.
That's right, now you can think of smiling Joe every time you unwrap.
"A condom provides protection against infection," Pantalone's website explains. "A Pantalone mayoralty will be an effective prophylactic against diseases like rampant privatization, service cuts, transit delays, and divisive politics."
Womp, womp. Clever turned...just weird.
Can't wait to see who'll be first to come up with a slug for the dental dam.
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