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R.I.P. Secret Swing

5 minutes ago the phone rang.

"Hello?"
"Hey, Tanja."
"Hey Pauly, what's up?"
"I've got some news."
"News?"
"The secret swing is gone."
"Are you kidding me? What do you mean?"
"Two chains left swinging in the alley. I was just walking through. Someone cut the seat right off."
"Holy ****. That's awful."

Apparently it's been a few days now. I thought it was just a rumour.
R.I.P. Secret Swing. We'll always have that scandalous night in May.


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