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Square Boy
Square Boy has been a fixture on the Danforth since the 1960's and is home to Toronto's first square hamburger (sorry Wendy's). Walking into this place is something of a timewarp epitomized by the old school service, classic pac man machine and the pictures on the menu faded beyond recognition. Very little has changed over the years.
This Greektown favourite might offer burgers and fries (a combo of a burger, fries and pop is only $5!) but regulars know to head straight for their souvlaki, rated by this site as one of the best in Toronto.
My favourite is the chicken soulvaki on a pita. Tender juicy chucks of finely marinated chicken souvlaki smothered in a rich tzatziki sauce topped with fresh chunks of tomato and onion which is then drizzled with their secret homemade lemon olive oil sauce wrapped in a warm gooey pita ($4.50.)
I also like that Square Boy gives its customers the option of swapping a pita for a warm buttery garlic loaf which is equally delicious. The souvlaki on a pita can also be made into a combo which includes a batch of greasy yet satisfying side of fries and a pop for $5.95.
My friend favours the pork souvlaki dinner which comes with large chunks of grilled pork souvlaki marinated in a variety of spices such as black pepper and oregano. The pork retains that char grilled taste you expect from souvlaki while managing to also be juicy and tender. It's made right to order so that when it's placed on your plate, the souvlaki is often still sizzling from being taken straight off the grill.
The souvlaki is topped with their special lemon olive oil sauce giving it an extra special kick that compliments the spices. It's served with a side of extra garlicky tzatziki and a heaping portion of fresh Greek salad (lettuce, tomatoes, onions, feta & olives covered in their tangy irresistible dressing) and crispy French fries. For $8-$9, this meal is a serious steal.
I also recommend their half chicken dinner ($6.25). It's absolutely massive and comes with a juicy and tender half rotisserie chicken with skin soft and flavourful without being too salty or fatty. It can be served with a side of BBQ sauce (upon request) as well as a choice of fries or Greek salad.

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the food and the prices are seriously insane! love Square Boys!!
seriously people. i DEFINITELY recommend this place.
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I look forward to going back!
I'm sure they may have them, as almost all restaurants in Toronto do.
Having said that it's undeniable how good the food is here. Try it once and be hooked for life, you will not be sorry:)
These guys marinate and cook the chicken in such a way that I'm shocked by how juicy and delicious it turns out EVERY time. The food is not as impressive and not nearly as authentic as Messini, but for what it is and for what you're paying, it's REALLY FREAKING GOOD.
Get the chicken souvlaki sandwich, and get it on a bun. Every time.
Will have to check this place out - walked by it a million times, but never bothered to visit (stupidly.)
everything was fast & cheap.
taste. meh.
stay away from the fries. they're not great.
Top notch service and quality for the price point.
agreed on the fries. get onion rings instead.
Been going here since I was a kid; now we bring the kids.
The best!
My Hubby picked up 2 Pork Souvlaki dinners on his way home tonight based on a recommendation and online reviews that state Square Boy as one of the best for Greek in town. What a mistake!
First off, the pork was as dry as a brick, and seriously over cooked and charred. Secondly, the Greek Salad was pitiful; nowhere near "the best on the Danforth". And thirdly, the Tzatziki wasn't even Tzatziki! What it was was 95% mayonaise and 5% sour cream! I detected NO garlic whatsoever!
I don't know what all of you think is great Greek Food, but Square Boy definitely doesn't have it! Maybe you all have carpets instead of tongues or you only eat here after a night of partying and drinking! I don't know, but it is the WORST!
If you want great Greek food, you're better off driving a bit further East to Warden and Eglington (yes, that's right, Scarborough!), to Arkadia House. They truly have the best Greek in town! Shirt and shoes required!