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Hard Labour at the Guvernment
Although I have been into the local club/party scene for over ten years, I attended only my third mega party at the Guvernment when I went to their annual Labour of Love event Sunday night. What lured me to it this time? I had fun at Decadence back in March and was interested in catching MSTRKRFT again, in addition to a long list of impressive DJs in at least seven different rooms. And so the labour began.
My evening started with a chaotic wait in line that lasted over an hour. There were three horribly mis-managed lines set up so you had general admission people jumping awkwardly over the guestlist barriers and vice versa. Not a safe way to start off your night.
Once I was inside I slowly pushed my way through the very crowded Kool Haus (where annoying trance was blaring all night) toward the Guvernment side only to be told that the electro tent entrance was right where I first came in. By the time I finally reached the tent it had been an hour and a half since I first got in line and I had already missed impressive sets by local hero Nasty Nav and Australia's Vandalism.

One thing the tent had going for it was the free popcorn, cotton candy and snow cones. I had three snow cones. They were great. You know who wasn't that great? MSTRKRFT. The crowd was going bananas but I thought their track selection wasn't as good this time around, and I recognized a bunch of tracks from their Decadence set. That was disappointing.
Celebrity DJ Steve Aoki is a real rockstar. He jumped up on the tables and head banged with the crowd for almost every other track, while an "assistant" jumped behind the decks to mix his next track for him. WTF? I wonder if he got half of Steve's payment. The stage diving looked really fun though, and it was cool hearing "Lithium" in all it's early 90's grunge glory. I didn't think dropping "Pretty Woman" near the end of his set was a smart move, and no else seemed to like it too much either. It killed the dancefloor, but there was always a sea of cell phone cams in Aoki's face which I think is the point of his sets anyways.
The main room was alright, but Mark Knight was on before I got there and I missed Benny Benassi because he was on at the same time as MSTRKRFT. I wasn't that into what Steve Agnello & Sebastian Ingrosso were spinning so I headed up to the Drink on the third floor. That was maybe the most consistent room of the night. The local Footwork crew really did a great job keeping that room packed all night with chunky house and techno. I watched Lee Osborne take over on the decks and stayed for most of his set. He absolutely killed it! His set reminded me of Mark Farina's amazing Fabric 40 mix CD - my favourite recorded mix of the year so far. Definitely check Lee out next time he spins at one of the Footwork parties.
The worst area of the night by far was SkyBar. I was really excited about hearing some solid music on a rooftop patio but the sound was awful. The speakers they had up there sounded like someone's home stereo at a Barbeque. It was also sketchy town - the place where everyone too wasted to dance went to stare at all the other wasted people. It was really scary.
From what I read on the Tribe message board, most people were as disappointed as I was with Labour of Love. Maybe I preferred Decadence because it was all indoors and the DJ's I wanted to see were in the main room. I think that's the only reason why I would bother attending another Guvernment party again.
Photos by Drew Penner.


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What makes it so great? The friendly security? The overpriced drinks? The awesome sight lines for concerts? The cheap and plentiful nearby parking? Or is it the easily accessible-to-TTC location?
I was going to mention the same things. Guv is nowhere near one of the best clubs in the world. Only thing they got going for them is the fact that it does attract the bigger acts.
the friendly security? i've never had a problem with them. you get checked and you're in. unless you're being an asshole to any of them or have some sort of weapons, they do their job. their not supposed to be your best friend.
overpriced drinks? where have you seen cheaper prices at any of the clubs here in toronto. i'm not even going to mention other clubs in the world.
sightlines? i've never been to see concerts at the kool haus, but when i go, i go there for the music and the sets that djs play. i have ears and i'm not there to stare at the dj. in the guv, they have the hydrolic booth that goes up and down that can be viewed from all the way at the back.
cheap parking? how is that guvs fault? that's owned by a private company and they can charge w/e they want. is $10 really that much?
ttc accessible? sorry that a ttc doesn't drop you off right in front of the door. take a cab or a limo for that. walking for 5 min from queens quay station isn't that big of a deal.
btw, http://www.djmag.com/index.php?op=top100club .
again, it all depends on the music you listen to. i can't get any trance anywhere else in the city because that's not the cool thing to play these days. the only place that did (rio aka viva in markham) closed down.
@jerrold, can you name me the last 2 UK trance DJs that came to guv?
I guess if you've never experienced anything better than the Guv, we should feel sorry for you.
The Guv sucks.
Period.
End of discussion.
That said, I'll take an underground Milkrun party over a party at the Guv any day.
Guv is trance focused on Saturdays. If you don't like trance and decide to bash the club, you're an idiot. Tip #1, find out what a club plays before you go, and tip #2, listen to some tracks from big names before you go see them.
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