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Sarah Thomson enters the mayoral race with a poem

Posted by Derek Flack / March 20, 2014

Sarah Thomson mayoral race torontoSarah Thomson is once again running for Toronto mayor. I'm quite sure this isn't news for those of us not intimately tied to the local political scene. At the end of the day, the publisher of the Women's Post is unlikely to figure as anything more than a fringe candidate. And yet there's something about Thomson's platform that's already too entertaining to pass up. Aside from the press release announcing her candidacy, her first bit of campaigning comes in the form of a poem. Yes, a poem with an AABB rhyme scheme, which with the wit of Pope and the gravity of Milton takes on the issue of subway infrastructure in Toronto.

"Stop and go. Stop and go
I want a city with transit below
I want a city with underground trains,
Light rail or subway, they're almost the same.
I want a city that is filled with a passion
to dream of a future not cramped by inaction."

This thing reads like white rap on the sitcoms of the 1990s. I want so desperately to make fun of the entire thing, but there's really no need. As is the case with Rob Ford segments on the late night talk shows, the less one gets in the way, the funnier it is.

"It's hitting all cities from Dallas to Kent
the rich who come in are increasing the rent
It's time to say yes to those who suggest
Toronto is better, when we all just invest.
It's hard to predict the needs that arise
it's hard to have vision and keep the same stride."

Kent? I know you want "rent" in there, but Kent? Ok, shhhh.

"It's hard to determine the truth from the lie
And easy to blame it all on "that guy"
We must come together, unite in one stand
To build underground transit for each woman and man
The cost is gigantic, but the payoff is double
And the jobs it will bring are more than a bubble."

Read the whole thing here.

And, remember, "it's time to ignore the ones who provide / a short-term perspective on how we must ride," lest we abandon our children to hell (that's swell).

More poems, please.

Update: (1:00am)

In her official campaign launch video, Thomson points out that "if a cat were big enough, it would eat you."



oph / March 20, 2014 at 03:07 am
This is a joke right? I mean it's one thing for the OCAD student from Bracebridge to do dreads (still terrible, but somewhat understandable), but a middle-aged woman?
Miroslav Glavic / March 20, 2014 at 04:54 am
She hasn't registered.

Doesn't she have to register first? She can't even incur campaign expenses until she registers.

Who is paying for her campaign website?
That donate button breaks a rule or two.
You people are stupid / March 20, 2014 at 06:51 am
Pablo / March 20, 2014 at 07:13 am
.... really?!?! Ugh
Mar / March 20, 2014 at 07:57 am
Oh my god! Go away! Why is she wasting her money?
Adam Sobolak / March 20, 2014 at 08:31 am
Imagine if she defeated Rosario Marchese in 2011, and then went on to assume the provincial Liberal leadership. Kinda puts Kim Campbell 20 odd years ago in a new (and telling) light...
Mayor McGrabass / March 20, 2014 at 08:48 am
No flakier than Bob and Doug Fudd. At this point, I actually give her 50-50 odds of getting more votes that Ford. But neither of them will touch Chow.
Dawn Mills / March 20, 2014 at 08:49 am
Sarah Thomson makes Rob Ford look credible. She is going to split the stoner vote...crackers to Ford, Rastas to Thomson.
And then there is Olivia Chow and John Tory.

Oh lord, please help this town.
Valentino Assenza / March 20, 2014 at 09:03 am
Sarah Thomson has spent the last four years doing three things: Coming up with good ideas for transit supporting things like “The Big Move,” dissing Rob Ford every chance she gets, and urging John Tory to run for Mayor. So John Tory has run for Mayor, and Sarah still throws her hat into the ring. This gal is indeed a few French fries short of a happy meal, but there is a method to her madness. She is going to stay in the race for as long as she can to raise her profile, and then drop out to try and get Karen Stintz’s empty ward 16 seat Opportunism at it’s finest. She won’t have my vote for either based on the wretched poem she wrote.
Henry / March 20, 2014 at 09:14 am

If ever you think that local narcissism has reached its zenith, this muppet with fleas pops out of her granola cave with a reminder.
Great / March 20, 2014 at 09:18 am
Great... another crackhead.
Valentino Assenza / March 20, 2014 at 09:23 am
AV - I'm signing her praises, or singing her praises? If you read all of my post, it's hardly praise. I went to one symposium of hers about The Big Move, where I thought granted she had some good ideas, but ultimately, I am not on her "team," I'm on no ones team, and I don't feel she would be a good candidate for Mayor.
Real replying to a comment from Valentino Assenza / March 20, 2014 at 09:34 am
Clearly she's joining the race to do the trash talk battling, mud slinging and circus ring leading at the other candidates allowing John Tory to appear clean and focused on his campaign.
Woodbine Finch / March 20, 2014 at 09:37 am
Can we have a disclosure of her drug use? Someone's got to have railed coke off of an antique coffee table in Rosedale with her at some point.
Valentino Assenza replying to a comment from Real / March 20, 2014 at 09:39 am
Real - I agree with the first part of your comment, but she'll be bold enough eventually to sling mud at Tory as well, and it will prove unwise.
TDAT / March 20, 2014 at 09:40 am
She'll battle Rob Ford in Patois anyday! Bring it!
Leigh King-Hayness / March 20, 2014 at 09:43 am
Rob Ford + Sarah Thompson = dub reggae supergroup.
iSkyscraper / March 20, 2014 at 09:43 am
Dear Sarah:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Toronto will be better
When we are rid of you.

Just go away, you had your chance. We don't need distractions who make Ford look sane by comparison. GO AWAY
HoseA replying to a comment from iSkyscraper / March 20, 2014 at 09:51 am
That last part doesn't rhyme
lovinit / March 20, 2014 at 09:54 am
This is perfect, what a reflection of Toronto we have in the candidates. The list of candidates with a history of recreational drug use (and those who perhaps just look like they use recreational drugs) will soon be longer than those who abstain! Provides more material for the night time talk show hosts.

All the power to Sarah for entering the race. I don't think I would vote for her though!
Lea / March 20, 2014 at 10:00 am
This woman is a waste of time and a complete joke.
Juvbe / March 20, 2014 at 10:48 am
Wash your hair, it smells like ass.
Wow / March 20, 2014 at 10:50 am
I should add.. I'm all for raising revenue to pay for transit infrastructure. But if you really think it's as simple as putting tolls on the DVP, you really need to give your head a shake.
Jeffq / March 20, 2014 at 11:18 am
And the DVP isn't backed up enough already? No we'll get to wait in line to get onto it?
Wow replying to a comment from Jeffq / March 20, 2014 at 11:24 am
She'd probably put it at the 404/401/DVP interchange too..
Wow replying to a comment from Jeffq / March 20, 2014 at 11:37 am
I wonder if her "plan" to toll "non-residents" on the DVP would be extended to other highways. What about all the "non-residents" who come to this city from all around the world to do business? Is she going to force them to pay a toll too? Is it going to get to the point that there is going to be a toll booth or electronic toll collection at every road entering Toronto proper?

This woman is out to lunch...
Go ahead, if you want to shy people away from doing business in this city, go right ahead with your half-baked plan. Not that anyone with half a brain is going to vote for you anyway...

gonzo / March 20, 2014 at 12:00 pm
Wow, she got haley joel osment to interview her. COOL!
Ally replying to a comment from gonzo / March 20, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Ha Ha true, probably a relatives school project.
Really? / March 20, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Too funny. She just helped Ford get re-elected. What a space cadet.

Whoever wrote Chows speech from the other day, did an amazing job. She's still not going to win. There's (so far), a six way split for left votes.

Someone who deserves a mention is 18-year-old Morgan Baskin (she's the sixth, and I feel is a contender). She's upcoming, so you'll want to keep an eye out for her. Would love to see her participate in the debates (it would be a good experience for her). Politicians are always saying the youth are our future, time for them to put up or shut up. Let the girl participate in debates.
HA replying to a comment from gonzo / March 20, 2014 at 12:53 pm
Post City / March 20, 2014 at 02:02 pm
Now Rob ford isn't the dumbest candidate anymore. Thanks Sarah!
Two-Way Tie!!! replying to a comment from Post City / March 20, 2014 at 02:45 pm
Nope...Rob and Sarah are in a statistical dead heat.

(i.e. D.O.A.)
Niklas / March 20, 2014 at 02:58 pm
whats with the hands closeup?
Justin / March 20, 2014 at 03:49 pm
This woman's a real loon. I honestly believe she's not all there.

Good luck Sarah, crazy lady.
WTF? / March 20, 2014 at 03:54 pm
How does she think she can manage the city budget when last time she ran for mayor she had to drop out of the election because her campaign funds ran out?

"Never say never but it is all about the funding," Thomson said. "I've got a lot of support now and I'm hoping that support will carry me through."
Alex replying to a comment from Really? / March 20, 2014 at 03:55 pm
Oh goodness, no! That kid is whiny. She has this screechy little girl's voice and has no place in this election. Remember, we're done with children running the city...
WTF? / March 20, 2014 at 03:55 pm

Sarah Thomson walks into City Hall today playing Serena Ryder's Stompa
Marky / March 20, 2014 at 04:02 pm
I love her music though!
Rick / March 20, 2014 at 04:10 pm
I can only imagine how bad she smells from the pictures... good lord. No one in their right mind will vote for her, unless its the pot smoking, useless, dazed and confused 18-25yrs olds, that accept that type of fringe life style.

But seriously lose the dreads, they literally stink, and make you look like a weed smoking dolt.
Rick replying to a comment from Andrew / March 20, 2014 at 04:12 pm
If you think Rob Ford can speak patios, imagine what this buffalo solider can spew out with her "peeps".

The headlines for her will read - "Toronto Mayor Smokes the worlds largest joint" and so fourth....
fred / March 20, 2014 at 04:50 pm
Yet another change of position from Stintz!!!!!

Karen Stintz changes position on jets at island airport
Andrew / March 20, 2014 at 04:52 pm
Nobody can help Toronto mow. It's just too far gone. Too many killers and loonies in the city starting with our mayor!
Andrew / March 20, 2014 at 04:53 pm
Now not mow lol
Rob Ford / March 20, 2014 at 05:14 pm
Deck chairs, umbrellas, pina colads, noisy neighbours, sun tanning, badminton...see I DO speak "patios"!
Stu / March 20, 2014 at 05:24 pm
Just because they played Bob Marley's 'One Love' at City Hall one time she runs out for a new hair style?

James / March 20, 2014 at 05:28 pm
I do not want to hear here talking about FUNDING anything. If her own campaign funds can't even be managed properly your not get access to the City budget sweetheart!

She is a fringe candidate even though she's fighting not to be one so she can be part of the debates. I do not need to see her at any of the debates, your a fringe candidate.

Jules / March 20, 2014 at 05:34 pm
So is she stepping down as publisher of the Women's Post?
Seems like a conflict of interest being the publisher or a news/media outlet and running for Mayor?

Can John Tory go back on the radio then.
swetty bawls / March 20, 2014 at 09:38 pm
Rob is a drunken slob who doesn't give a fluck bout Toronto,
and we all know the Chowster's got this one. Pity all u dumb asses who still have to live in that slum hole city. Moved to whitby 4 years ago and it's by far better living and way less crime and by far a better mayor than that fat fuck u still have running Toronto!!! Every time I have to go to TO I cringe. It just keeps getting worse
Watch cp 24.
Whitby Sucksz / March 20, 2014 at 09:48 pm
Strip Mall Central!
DRY ONES replying to a comment from swetty bawls / March 20, 2014 at 09:50 pm
Ohhh yes no crime out in Durham region huh. Guess you don't pay attention to the news much out there.
Jefferson / March 20, 2014 at 10:02 pm
Sarah Thomson is flakier than a really nice pie crust.
DRY PAIR replying to a comment from swetty bawls / March 20, 2014 at 10:03 pm
I can't get enough of this Whitby Crime - there's so much of it!;location=whitby-on&category=crime
Lordy Lordy Look At Fordie / March 20, 2014 at 10:06 pm
I know we're entertaining all of these candidates in comparison to Ford. But when Ford gets busted and is no longer in the race, how will they look when compared against each other......SHYTE!!!
COME ON!!! / March 20, 2014 at 11:01 pm

Dominatrix Mizz Barbie Bitch enters mayoral race
Rub a Dougie / March 21, 2014 at 12:40 am
Let me start by saying Kevin Spacey is an incredible actor...
swetty bawls replying to a comment from DRY PAIR / March 21, 2014 at 07:32 am
U are a complete moron! Every city has crime! However, Toronto has waaaasaayyyy more crime! By leaps and bounds! Now you can't walk your dog without feeling scared because criminals are holding you at gunpoint and stealing your dog! Toronto has become the ratty trash hole of Ontario! It attracts all the maggots and they cram 20-30 into a dilapidated house or apartment while collectively gathering thousands per month from the government! Open your eyes idiot!! Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab,stab,stab, boom,boom,boom,boom,boom,boom,that's about how many stabbing and gun incidents this week alone in Toronto! Sickening
swetty bawls replying to a comment from Whitby Still Sucksz! / March 21, 2014 at 08:08 am
Ahaha, of course you are defending the scummy city of Toronto, you live there, undoubtedly renting overpriced, old shoe box, and you're miserable. See, I breathe fresher air, I can walk my dogs without being held at gun point while doing so, and I can open my windows without fear. Face it, there's nothing to boast about in Toronto. There's many things to do in Whitby and surrounding areas, you're ignorant. Toronto has many things to do, places to visit, but you have to wear your Kevlar in doing so, I don't. Oh, and my city isn't run by a morbidly obese and mentally I'll alcoholic, crack head liar! So, factually, TORONTO SUCKS!!! LOOK AROUND!!! IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER, IT'S GETTING WAAAAY WORSE!!
swetty bawls replying to a comment from Whitby Still Sucksz! / March 21, 2014 at 08:11 am
shove the stats up your ass anyone who says it's getting worse knows they're stuck there and is willing to risk their life, and their family's lives. That's the bottom line!
swetty bawls replying to a comment from Whitby Still Sucksz! / March 21, 2014 at 08:12 am
anyone who says it's NOT getting worse.
The Shakes / March 21, 2014 at 09:24 am
Her DIY, etsy, home made, campaign style is making her come off as a granola nutbar. And pretty much guarantees her fringe status Too bad, because i absolutely love her idea of tolling 905'ers to help pay for subway expansion. It's one of the most logical and fair ways to fund the TTC Hope someone with a chance of actually winning, steals that idea.
Whitby News Headlines replying to a comment from swetty bawls / March 21, 2014 at 09:35 am
Here's a few headlines from your local Whitby news,

Man suffers serious injuries in Whitby stabbing

Search is on for missing Whitby jogger

Durham senior targeted in bank fraud

Whitby woman facing child pornography charges

Police seize drugs and cash from Whitby home

Charges laid in Whitby stabbing

Photos show teen girl having sex with Durham cop’s ex-wife

Two charged in Whitby cemetery thefts

Officer assaulted during arrest in Whitby

Sex slavery happening in Durham, police say
ThatsShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 09:47 am
I have no doubt Toronto will learn a valuable lesson, one way or the other, from all of this.

Thank you to all mayoral candidates who helped to get Rob Ford re-elected.

Complacency kills cities. Time to expect more from your politicians, police force and city run services. YOU'RE IN CHARGE, NOT THEM!
Sean replying to a comment from ThatsShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 10:20 am
Yes I think we all understand that. Thank's for schooling us. Next time you may get a better response if you actually try and have a conversation with people instead of trying to justify to yourself why your life is so much better than everyone else. We all judge our lives and measure success on different levels. I have lived out in Durham and couldn't stand living in a city/town that is built around the idea that you have a car and want to drive everywhere. But to each there one.
BigSmokeBoaster / March 21, 2014 at 10:20 am
I have to agree in the sense that it's just not a new Mayor that Toronto needs but city council needs to be overhauled as well. When a dysfunctional city council us being lead by a buffoon dimwit Mayor and his knuckle head brother that's a surefire recipe for disaster. That being said, Toronto as a city is awesome. There is always something to do, there is plenty of art, and culture, and I know people grew up in different environments, but I absolutely love the buzz of the city. I'd rather be here in Toronto where it allows me to be spontaneous, and do any number of things rather than be in a suburb where you either stay home, or the most exciting thing to do is go to CostCo on a Saturday and fence with other shoppers...blech!
Jefferson replying to a comment from ThatsShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 10:21 am
By Complacency do you mean not staying to fight the fight but running out to the burbs?
Let's Go to The Whitby Mall! / March 21, 2014 at 10:32 am
Coffee Time! Dry Cleaners! McDonalds! Daisy Mart! Durham Escort Service!...oops...never mind!
YourBothRight / March 21, 2014 at 10:46 am
It's not the amount of crime that matters; having a top notch police force to deal with it does. Both Toronto Police and Durham have crappy police forces. When you look at TPS stats, it is a fraction of the crime that occurs here. Not all crimes are investigated for various reasons, but the main one is a lack of enthusiasm on the part of police officers who are either ignorant, prejudice, or lazy. The less crime they investigate, the more money for raises come budget time. The province is to blame too. They're the ones who are supposed to dish out the funds for larger investigations like Brazen. How long was that gang in business? Fifteen, twenty years?? The TPS motto is, "If you don't see it, it isn't there".

Do you remember a man who was last seen in a Durham bar, and his body was found in a US garbage dump? Durham cops released a statement it was death by misadventure (Ontario seems to have an epidemic of bodies in dumpsters which get written off the books as death by misadventure). Thank God for the cops in the US, who knew different. There's a lot people don't know about investigations. The Centre For Forensic Science does not test hair for the newer drugs that don't show up in the bloodstream. Police officers in the sex crime unit, and the sex assault clinics (at hospitals) don't order the tests citing they don't have the expertise, or the funds. Criminals and wayward cops (mainly rapists), know this, and people are getting away with murder because of it.

Heads up to Hamilton Police. The reason you're seeing a spike in crime, is Toronto criminals are being transferred to your area (instead of going to jail). You have the Liberal government to thank for that.

If you don't have a good police force, criminals will gravitate to your city. Ontario is crap when it comes to dealing with crime, period.
Sean replying to a comment from Let's Go to The Whitby Mall! / March 21, 2014 at 11:02 am
U dumb fuck. All of u who actually think no crime happens anywhere get real. For sure it does but got to agree Toronto crime is REAL. At least the guy doesn't got the kind of shit going down like we do here in tdot. Home invasion on my aunt and uncle last year at Lansdowne st Clair area. Beat them robbed the 48 dollars my uncle had on him, took wedding rings off their hands, necklaces, watch,precious moment ornaments, tv,smokes, and food! That's pretty whack man and they never got caught. Lazy cops to busy at donut shops.
LOONER LANDING / March 21, 2014 at 12:10 pm
Your talkin foolishness guy!! replying to a comment from That'sShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 12:31 pm
Complacent has nothing to do with knowing something is wrong!

One persons wrong feeling can be another person's right feeling especially when your dealing with political parties.

I may be completely complacent living in a Rob Ford world while you'd be complacent living in a John Tory world.

COMPLACENT -a feeling of being satisfied with how things are and not wanting to try to make them better : a complacent feeling or condition
ShwettyIdiot / March 21, 2014 at 01:14 pm
I'm not on here to converse! Just here to state things then run and hide from any questions or comments directed towards me. I run back to the basement to watch Alex Baldwin clips assuming everyone else's life is as boring as mine and they've seen all the same clips I have.

I'm a bit of a coward, I'm socially awkward face to face, and I'm just as awkward online but can approach online posts with a hint of passive aggressiveness.
Bruce the Delicious / March 21, 2014 at 01:27 pm
The kids are going to need sooooooooooooooooo much therapy.
swettybawls replying to a comment from ShwettyIdiot / March 21, 2014 at 03:15 pm
One day you will stop defending Toronto when reality hits too close to home, ignoramus. Go place your ballot for Ford. Good bye!
What a stupid string of comments! / March 21, 2014 at 05:07 pm
ThatsShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 06:31 pm
Sorry I'm late. You leftees sure do have big ego's. Is that to make up for your small...?

You liddles be quiet and let adults talk.

Example A: A Childrens Aid worker placed Jeffery Baldwin in the hands of his grandparents without running a background check, which resulted in his death. She was complacent (and lazy). Now you may feel complacent with regards to this paticular situation because really it's not your business, or you just don't care because it's not you whose dead, but I on the otherhand would not agree with it. I'm not complacent (because I scream all the time about injustices) but I would feel that you were. You having
ThatsShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 07:32 pm
user-pic having a difference of opinion from mine has nothing to do with what is right or wrong. It's no different for politics or politicians.

Complacency is the root cause of the city and provices troubles, and it has many faces, expressed so beautifully, by the willfully blind and thick headed posters and wanna-bee writers on this blog. Keep up the good work folks. You're doing great.
Delete this A--hole. / March 21, 2014 at 07:36 pm
Sorry...complacent A--hole
Policy replying to a comment from ThatsShwettyBalls / March 21, 2014 at 08:36 pm
thanks for the words of inspiration. We Back now with a seal of approval from "ThatsShwettyBalls"!

Here's what people are saying about the gift we've been given,

"I used to be complacent just working at my Dads decal shop, but ThatsShwettyBalls lit an uncontrollable fire under me that I'm now running a major north American city with the help of my brother Doug" - Rob

"I was so self absorbed raising my family and making sure they had a good quality of life but ThatsShwettyBalls showed me more, I am no longer satisfied with my life so I now have dreads and am running for mayor" - Sarah
FORD MORE YEARS! / March 22, 2014 at 12:02 am
Toronto is tired of being pointed at and snickered at.... / March 22, 2014 at 12:14 am
LMAOROTF / March 22, 2014 at 12:23 am
You left out the hooker. If anything, it will be entertaining. Don't count on the bumpy ride ending in October though. Torontonians (especially the media) have developed a taste for blood.
Quietly please! / March 22, 2014 at 12:28 am
Shhhhhhh! The liddles are sleeping. Use your inside voice.
CHOW / March 22, 2014 at 01:31 am
Tax and Spend, Tax and spend tax, tax, some more!
FORD / March 22, 2014 at 02:01 am
Piss and drink. Piss and drink, piss, piss, piss some more.Do nothing. Eat, eat, some more - at home. Hate, hate, hate, some more.
ford / March 22, 2014 at 02:04 am
Oh my Gawd / March 22, 2014 at 07:23 am
Didn't Ford also promise everyone that he will lose weight and not drink any alcohol back in November? It seemed as if he'd started to lose weight, apparently 40 lbs or so, but he now looks as if he's slowly, but surely gaining it back. He was clearly drunk on st Patrick's day. So I ask this simple question, if he can't even be honest about what he puts in his mouth, why should we believe anything that comes out of it? Ford is a manipulating, selfish sorry excuse for a mayor, I have to agree he's made Toronto a joke. My vote's definitely going to another, just not someone who can't manage her hair, if she can't even do that,how could she manage a city?
Jeff / March 22, 2014 at 09:00 am
Damn that video interview hits the the hard questions. If she's a dog person she won't be getting my vote!!! I'm a cat person!
Dr. Kukko / March 22, 2014 at 11:31 am
Is she in a drunken stupour...or just a stupour?
Dr.Kukko is an ASSHOLE / March 23, 2014 at 12:19 am
Look I know you guys think I'm too wishy washy, but I'm hoping you'll put aside our differences for a minute or two. You know damn well things are a litttle off in Toronto. Help me fix it. I've got about 5 years left on my life cycle. What would be the point of me lying to you now? I am sincere when I'm trying to tell you, something wrong is going on in Toronto. Wynne is telling you you're safe with her. I'm telling you, you're not. (sigh) YOU'RE NOT! Would it kill you to check out some of the things I've been telling you about? I didn't put my butt on the line to have you brush off what I'm telling you, as some crazy ranting, old women. Do you think I would endure your abuse for nothing? Fools! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I've gone to a lot of trouble at my own expense.

Take in what I'm saying or not. I'm done in five years anyways. You're idiots if you don't listen to me.

God speed Ontario.
Dr. Kukko sucks his thumb! / March 23, 2014 at 08:01 am
Well I knew what was coming from you. You're so easy to bait.

How's that Jack Daniels working for you Dr. Kukko?

You deal with nothing. You live in a fantasy world all by yourself, pretending to be tough, when you know damn well a 10-yr-old can kick your ass.

I'm looking forward to meeting you face-to-face. Don't you want to meet me?

Come get some, $5-an-hour mall security guard.
Dr. Kukko's Asshole Speaks / March 23, 2014 at 11:21 am
Phhht! Pardon me!
Dr. K's A---hole Orates / March 23, 2014 at 11:25 am
Now I feel better! Why would anyone who is part of the human race want to meet bacteria like you?
Andrake / March 23, 2014 at 11:25 am
Wait a minute... you claim that you're a dog person, yet you own none and have 2 (not 1) 2 cats :?
Dr. Kukko still sucks his thumb! / March 23, 2014 at 02:04 pm
So, now, not only are you a long winded, smelly, butt crack, you're a coward too. I knew, just wanted to bait you one more time to prove my point to others.
Dan / March 23, 2014 at 02:06 pm
she is a bigger embarrassment to the city than both of the Ford brothers combined
SAY NO TO DRUGS! / March 23, 2014 at 02:46 pm
Kneel Hatrick Aris › Why do you think we're building subway extentions (Spadina and Yonge)? To accomodate people in the burbs who don't pay taxes here (because God knows those horrible Scarborough people, who do pay taxes here shouldn't have one). But not to worry. Lesbien Wynne and her buddies at City Hall, will find a way for Torontonians, and other Ontarians (who won't be using the subway) to pay for it, because she's already announced it won't be union people. Oops. I mean the middleclass.
were all gonna get laid!!!! / March 23, 2014 at 04:08 pm
We got three choice chicks to choose from Thompson, Stintz, Chow. I'm sick of the fat man in city hall. Vote for the body type of your choice get fatty out!!!!!!!!
Dr. kK's A---hole / March 23, 2014 at 04:30 pm
Psssst (Spraying Lysol)
Mormon / March 23, 2014 at 06:30 pm
You people make me laugh. You criticize Ford for his use of the english language, but look at what you post. You're worse than Ford. Just goes to show, what kinds of people vote left.

Believe it or not, Thompson has a following. She'll never win, but I guess it doesn't hurt to try.

(shakes the dust from feet, exiting room)
Ford in a Speedo! / March 24, 2014 at 05:26 pm
That's on his phone! Lisi's too!
It's $20 per vote / March 25, 2014 at 01:15 pm
Dog Ford set the price, Thompson can afford $40!
Rusty / March 25, 2014 at 02:59 pm
S. Thompson + O. Chow = FORD more years.
Busty / March 25, 2014 at 07:27 pm
Ford + Ford = 00000...unless you're talking about jailtime. Fords are ZERO! ZERO MORE YEARS!
t / March 26, 2014 at 05:26 pm
Poor Sarah. The first leaders debate is happening live right now today 5-7pm and she's a fringe candidate not asked to take part.
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