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Morning Brew: Selling Igor Kenk's Stuff, Dog Liver Cafe Menu, Suing George Brown College, Steeles Avenue Crowned, Pan Am Push

Posted by Jerrold Litwinenko / August 28, 2009

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What's happening in the GTA (and sometimes beyond):

A 15-year old boy allegedly pulled a gun and fired several rounds across a busy Sheppard Avenue on Tuesday night, striking one of his targets in the leg and landing himself in a lot of trouble (..."three counts of attempted murder while using a firearm, aggravated assault, discharging a firearm and endangering a life, the careless use of a firearm, using a firearm to commit an indictable offence, pointing a firearm, failing to comply with the Youth Criminal Justice Act and failing to comply with recognizance.") Anyone want to make a bet? I figure he'll be a free (young) man within 2 to 3 years.

Ontario is looking to sell off infamous accused bike thief Igor Kenk's property, even though he hasn't been convicted (yet). Should they be able to do this? Hundreds of thousands of dollars are at stake, as are over 2000 bikes.

High Park area retiree and "prankster" Max Glickman needs to find a new "hobby," I think. He created, printed, and distributed to dog owners fake restaurant flyers for a fictional "Dog Liver Cafe" that touted "Authentic Asian Canine Cuisine" like "Poodle with Noodle." There's a term for this kind of behaviour. Although no charges were laid, the next stunt he pulls might be considered "public mischief."

Student debt is a terrible thing to have looming over your head after graduation, but getting to that point and not even getting the credentials that were originally advertised is even worse. Students are suing George Brown College, claiming just that. This will be an interested case to follow.

The worst roads in Ontario poll by CAA has once again crowned is underway, and Steeles Avenue leads the worst of the worst. And the association is calling on Toronto to invest more and more quickly fix our roads, because we deserve better. If only money grew on trees, eh?

Another international games bid push for Toronto is underway. Our attempt to secure the 2015 Pan Am Games is at a crucial point, as evaluation of our facilities takes place in a few days. Let's cross our fingers and hope that Lima, Peru, and Bogota, Colombia don't fare as well, and that the officials' visit isn't marred by brazen shootings, flat tires, and fake menus.

Discussion

24 Comments

Yawn / August 28, 2009 at 08:55 am
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re: dog crap

Guy makes lame flyers as a joke and leaves them on cars, and dog owners cry.

Just one more reason High Park is the lamest neighbourhood in the city.
Xavier / August 28, 2009 at 08:56 am
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Steeles hasn't won yet. The contest is still on going. But from what I hear, its keeping its fingers crossed
Hamish / August 28, 2009 at 09:04 am
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Absolutely not, the Government shouldn't be able to liquidate Kenk's horde of bikes until they can prove (or he admits) he stole all of them. He did run something of a business out of his store, yes? How many of those bikes were purchased by Kenk, how many were found by him discarded in the trash or abandoned? He had every right to possess those. Anyone walking around the warehouses filled with the confiscated bikes from his various stashes could see that the larger number of them were in very poor shape - not worth much more than scrap. Aside from a few stellar performers I would be surprised if the government could get 10c on the dollar for them as scrap.
Chester Pape / August 28, 2009 at 09:10 am
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These supposed sporting events are nothing but an elaborate scheme to separate taxpayers from their money, I say lets keep our fingers crossed alright, let's hope Bogata does really well and we dodge this particular publicly funded circus for steriod users.
mybike! / August 28, 2009 at 09:10 am
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my bike was jacked in 2005 and i assume it's in that warehouse but was away while they let people check. anyone know who i should talk to about that?
Mike W / August 28, 2009 at 09:54 am
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Max Glickman is an idiot. He makes jokes about animals people treat like family and then calls all Torontonians anal when pet owners get upset? Give me a break. Sounds like someone's just bitter no one thinks he's clever or funny or talented.
Mike W replying to a comment from Mike W / August 28, 2009 at 09:55 am
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This is the article I'm referencing

http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/local/article/295127--dog-eat-dog-spat-over-canine-menu
mikeb / August 28, 2009 at 10:00 am
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The city (10 mil) and the feds (5 mil) are about to dump 15 million dollar into resurfacing Steeles, so it won't be on next years list.
Jonathan / August 28, 2009 at 10:01 am
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Fingers crossed our bid is an epic fail and we never bid for an international corporate marketing festival again.
Mike W replying to a comment from Mike W / August 28, 2009 at 10:10 am
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Sorry I dunno why I referenced an article with the same content...
Jonathan / August 28, 2009 at 10:13 am
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As for Igor Kenk. I am alarmed at our drift away from due process and innocence until guilt is proven in a court of law.
It started with the street racing law and has now opened up a "probably guilty" gray area that is very dangerous. Especially when combined with our police's reluctance to allow us to photograph or video their actions, even though it is legal.
Kane replying to a comment from Jonathan / August 28, 2009 at 10:28 am
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kind of like our last bid ?
I wish we'd stop.
Aldo Raine / August 28, 2009 at 11:07 am
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We could always leave a flaming bag of dog poo at Glick's door, with the Star of David drawn on construction paper with crayons beside it.

Then he could tell us what was more offensive: it being immature, it being racist or shit being all over his shoe.
mondayjane / August 28, 2009 at 11:28 am
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Although I have no leaning one way or the other about the "dog menu", if this Glickman geezer had an ounce of wits about him, he would feel humiliated and humbled. The fact that he clings righteously to his obviously poor judgment while criticizing the rest of Toronto for being anal only proves that he is both a complete and utter social dud and an obstinate senior who's lost the plot. <br>

I do hope the media attention devoted to this old dumbass draws to a close sooner than later.
rocker / August 28, 2009 at 11:53 am
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dog owners have no sense of humour. calling the police on something called free speech???? definitely anal.

I wish I could shove all that dog pick they never pick up in their faces.
meh replying to a comment from rocker / August 28, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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The great thing about free speech is that it works both ways. Someone acts like an asshole, and they get called out on it. This isn't anal, this is just the free expression of ideas. Going out of your way to piss people off isn't witty or creative, it is just idiotic.

Oh, and "I wish I could shove all that dog pick they never pick up in their faces" ..... what is stopping you? Or are you only tough on the internet?

Reality Check / August 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm
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"If only money grew on trees"

No, it's if only we had responsible politicians who did their jobs and looked after the best interests of the city instead of rewarding their supporters/establishing dependent clientele. We waste billions on staffing thanks to too many employees being paid too much and idiotic policies. We're hiring garbage inspectors and waste millions on a counterproductive organic diversion project that doesn't do what the mayor claims. Millions of city and private sector money on plastic bag tax, millions more on abortive attempts to ban coffee cups. The city gives money it doesn't have to politicized groups that sue and lobby for more spending (Toronto Environmental Alliance for one, but pretty much every group that gets money from the city).

It would be easy to save $5B without impacting services. Then we can talk about getting the city out of doing things that it is incapable of (housing, TTC, food carts, hydro, water...), that make the problem worse (street services, welfare), or are intentionally suicidal (anything Vaughan or Giambrone try to do). Then we should sell the Gardiner & DVP to Macquarrie and liquidate as many other assets as possible. Government should only own parks.

With changes like that, we'd get a real capital budget as well as enough to eliminate commercial property taxes.
titiered / August 28, 2009 at 03:37 pm
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Max Glickman's flyer prank is fucking hilarious! Right on, have some fun with these pet nuts.

Lighten up people, please. I read the article linked by Mike W and was flabergasted when I read that “Every summer there seems to be an incident here. This year we thought we had survived the summer without any incidents, until now.”

Give me a break. AN INCIDENT? You call this an "incident"?

I know most of you will rip into me, but come on. Some of you pet owners need to pull your heads out of your asses and smell the dog shit. These are pets, PETS, people.
titiered replying to a comment from Aldo Raine / August 28, 2009 at 03:45 pm
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Aldo Raine,

Are you retarded, insane, or just plain stupid? Star of David? Racist? Do you even know what the word "racist" means?

You've gone off the deep end.
Diane / August 28, 2009 at 03:53 pm
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"I am alarmed at our drift away from due process and innocence until guilt is proven in a court of law. It started with the street racing law and has now opened up a "probably guilty" gray area that is very dangerous."

Don't forget this one: drivers who are stopped by a RIDE checkpoint and given a breathalyzer but who prove to have *less* than .08% can still be fined, have their vehicles confiscated, have their licenses suspended and have their insurance companies told by the police that they're bad risks. All without appeal or even seeing a judge.
kevenages replying to a comment from Diane / August 28, 2009 at 04:33 pm
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also, it's like drug dealers. They don't need to be proven guilty in court. All they have to do is prove that they have receipts for property purchased and they can keep the property. Kenk (obviously) cannot prove he attained the good legally.

This has nothing to do with due process. It's common in theft, b&e, robbery & drug cases.
Also Raine / August 28, 2009 at 08:05 pm
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@titiered, I meant to say it was sexist.
mmmmmmmmmmmmel / August 28, 2009 at 09:55 pm
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RE: DOG LIVER CAFE
What I've seen of the dog liver cafe flyer is HILARIOUS! Anyone know where I can see the whole text? FWIW I have a well-appointed, well-loved pooch. But I also have a SENSE OF HUMOUR, something that is apparently surgically removed at birth if you are born here or live here too long. Being from Montreal myself, I agree 100% with Glickman. Pull the giant broomstick out of ass, Toronto.
Igor / August 28, 2009 at 10:22 pm
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Forfeiture laws can suck. But in this case, Igor Kenk is guilty as hell, so it's hard to feel too sorry for him.

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