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CNE Toronto 2009
The CNE opens in Toronto on Friday which means that the midway grounds are finally coming to life. The rides began arriving last week from fairs in Saskatchewan, and by next week they'll have transformed what's a parking lot most of the year into the gaudy, cacophonous, sweltering attraction that epitomizes the Ex for most visitors.
CNE director of operations Virginia Ludy tells me that they've gotten a head start this year, commencing their set-up just before Caribana instead of just after, and that prep time feels luxurious for a change. It's a good time for the Ex - the precipitous drop-off in attendance of the late '80s and '90s has been reversed, and the city is once again talking about integrating the vast Exhibition grounds into the city proper, instead of leasing it piecemeal and starving it of resources.
One thing that seems to have gone forever is the seedy, sleazy fringe of the midway that Ex visitors remember thriving in the '70s, when Conklin ran the fairgrounds. Freak shows were still part of the circuit back then, and for me at least the Conklin logo - a stark graphic that suggested nothing less than an inebriated clown - brings back memories of the trailer murals advertising the headless woman, and the bikini-clad beauty who, doubtless thanks to some crude lighting trick, transformed into a gorilla.
"Times have changed," says Ludy. "The public has raised the bar - we see cleaner, newer, more attractive midways than years ago." Conklin was just one of the midway contractors bought out by North American Midway several years ago, and NAM has had the CNE contract for five years - a plum, considering that the Ex is the fourth largest fair in North America, the largest in Canada.
The midway site has a lot of good underground facilities, says Ludy, but most of the rides still run on generators, though these days they're fueled by biodiesel. Walking the grounds, I'm pleased to see that my favorite ride, the Polar Express, is back in its usual pride of place; it's a comforting sight, even if I haven't been on it since my oldest daughter was born six years ago. The way she's growing, I'll probably be back on in a year or two, but it hasn't been the same since the music blasting from the ride's speakers changed from "Immigrant Song" to techno, though it still sounds like the same carny bellowing "Do you want to go faster?"
One of the advantages of a big operator like NAM is that the rides, which endure a punishing workout for decades, are on a stringent regular inspection schedule, from both NAM and CNE personnel, in addition to the Technical Standards and Safety Authority (TSSA) staff on site for the whole of the Ex. Along with the disappearance of the freak shows, it's made the midway a safer place, though some of us, when pushed, still have a lingering soft spot for those greasy, dodgy days.
After a period of neglect and contraction, the Ex is expanding again - besides the Direct Energy Centre, the Ricoh Coliseum and BMO Field, there's the new Allstream Conference Centre nearing completion behind the walls of what was once known as the Automotive Building. Most of the growth is centered around the Princes Gates at the eastern end of the grounds, while on the western side, near the Dufferin Gates, the remnants of the older, more genteel agricultural fair and its beaux arts pavilions still stand, echoes of the same age that produced the great world fairs in Chicago, Buffalo and St. Louis.
It's probably a good thing that the Ex was able to save structures like the Government of Ontario building, the Arts, Crafts & Hobbies building and the Horticultural Building by turning them into homes for the Liberty Grand, Medieval Times and the Muzik nightclub, but it seems a shame that the most elegant part of the CNE grounds are so underutilized; except for the bandshell and the weekend of the air show, they're barely part of the Ex during its three-plus week run.
It's no surprise that this part of the grounds went into eclipse beginning in the '60s, when the baby boom generation began remaking the world to suit its need for speed, colour, cheap thrills and rebellion. Ironically, as the same generation begins slipping over the lip of retirement age, they might rediscover the joys of gardening and the dignity of landscaped grounds between stately buildings, abetted by retirement income that hopefully wasn't too devastated by poor investments. If they can let go of their younger selves, they might breathe life back into the part of the Ex they once abandoned.




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new products. Cars, televisions, stereos, appliances to name
just a few. That kept us going from mid-morning to early
evening and from building to building.
Starting with the '70s, the specialty shows came along and
each one arrived at a different time of year. Pool and patio,
kitchen and bath, consumer electronics are just three shows
that started their own exhibitions outside the CNE calendar and
off the CNE premises.
This meant that there were gradually fewer new products to see
and less reason to attend.
The Industrial Exhibition and its successors have run the
course and it's all but over for the Ex--particularly since
Canada's Wonderland has better crowd pleasing amenities
and Ontario Place is a retreat from the Ex.
I last visited about 10 years ago and couldn't help but
think that the glory days are gone and the bloom is off
the rose. I have no intention to ever return, even if
it's free.
For the first couple of years I went every single day of the fair - 20 days back then. I'd just flash my pass with my name right on it and walk in, usually with a plus one as well.
As the years progressed, the free perks slowly diminished. First they dropped the ride tickets, then the meals, then the free parking, then eventually even the free entry pass for family. At the same time, the quality of the fair decreased as they eliminated activities or parts of the fair due to "costs."
In the 20 years my step father worked there, they tore down the Foods of the World, the Bulova Tower, the Flyer, Exhibition Stadium, the Sports Hall of Fame, and most importantly, the Alpine Way. The "Better Living Centre" used to be filled with exiting innovations, and now it's just a crappy flea market.
There used to be a ton of things to do and see, now it is just a sea of concrete and crappy rides. There is very little "exhibition" involved anymore.
I haven't been in years and this year will be no different.
LEARN TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TORONTO
Stop hating on everything to prove how cool you are, stick a corndog in your mouth, buy some tiny tom doughnuts, drink a beer, put a smile on your face.
You'll miss it when it's gone.
It's more about the mediocrity and the half-heartedness and
general indifference to the public that most of us dislike.
We want displays and exhibitions that "wow" us and we want
performances that are worth paying for.
One other thing we want is value for money.
If it's not worth my time, it's not worth my money,either.
The food industry is SO hot right now, but the food building has been reduced to a glorified food court.
The demolition of Exhibition stadium really left the Ex without a proper grandstand for big events.
I attended the Calgary Stampede this year only to realize that it's a western version of the Ex, EXCEPT in most of the ways the ex gets it wrong, the stampede gets it right...lots of beer gardens also helps.
The other thing that kills the Ex is that Toronto is full of pretentious snobs that think the ex is for immigrants and poor people.
And the Ex has been crap for years now.
If I want a terrible fair, I can go to any small town during the summer and ride the ferris wheel. The Ex offers nothing of any value.
WE LIVE IN A NEW GENERATION. EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE. DOES IT COST THAT MUCH MORE TO ACTUALLY RUN THE ROLLER COASTER THAN IT DID IN THE 60'S? NO. PEOPLE ARE MONEY DRIVEN. ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T GENERATE THE MAXIMUM DOLLAR VALUE IS AXED.
I WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES TO HAVE GROWN UP IN AN ERA WHEN A KID COULD ACTUALLY ENJOY HIMSELF WITHOUT HIS OR HER PARENTS HAVING TO MORTGAGE THE HOUSE. ALL I HAVE IS MEMORIES NOW.
IS THE FAIR BEYOND FIXING? IT CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO IT'S ORIGINAL FORM OF BYGONE DAYS. THE FAIR USE TO BE ABOUT ENJOYING THE LAST BIT OF SUMMER. IT IS NOW ABOUT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. WE HAVE TO FIND A MIXTURE OF PROFIT AND ENJOYMENT.
I KNOW THAT I CANNOT ATTEND THE FAIR NOW. ON MY BUDGET, I CAN'T AFFORD IT. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE RIDES. I WANT TO SEE EXHIBITS BUT THEY ARE ALL BUT GONE.
Cant blame a 15yr old if you do.
There's a reason single teenaged moms loving hanging out there. The potential to harvest their uterus again is thru the roof.
I took my daughter there AGAIN this year for the airshow which was fantastic. (I will say I am not a single mother - the self righteous of you just love to knock them, why is that?) Guess what? Strangely enough we had a great time seeing all the happy people enjoying themselves both at the airshow and afterwards at the EX itself.
The perfect Torontonians don't want the EX messing up your image with what you perceive as "low class" or "trashy" is that it? Seriously, what is wrong with what seems to be the majority of you? Pull the stick out of your ass.
We were in the habit of making at least four trips to Toronto each summer - didn't go once this year thanks to your disgusting garbage strike. Found a lot of other things to do that (horrors!) were NOT in Toronto.
Get it in gear, you aren't the "perfect" city you think you are. Take an objective look around. This is coming from a person that actually likes visiting your city but I am really getting tired of your attitude. So keep it up and drive everyone away since none of us are as good as you. We will spend our money elsewhere and not be insulted for it.
BAH to all you EX haters!
Who else is in favor of somehow taxing 905ers who come into our town and destroy the city for two straight weeks? Anyone who lives by harborfront knows just how much of a mess they left behind. Good to see our tax dollars will pay for the clean up.