R.I.P. Secret Swing
5 minutes ago the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Tanja."
"Hey Pauly, what's up?"
"I've got some news."
"News?"
"The secret swing is gone."
"Are you kidding me? What do you mean?"
"Two chains left swinging in the alley. I was just walking through. Someone cut the seat right off."
"Holy ****. That's awful."
Apparently it's been a few days now. I thought it was just a rumour.
R.I.P. Secret Swing. We'll always have that scandalous night in May.







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I have little doubt that the swing will be repaired. I think this would be a good thing for the TPSC to assemble and do on a Saturday afternoon.
Otherwise, if no one else steps up, I'll fix it myself. For the time it has been up, it has become quite a staple in the area.