Are you a high-earning professional who attends a lot of fancy gala luncheons? Probably not, you say? Well, if you are, odds are good you've run into issues finding a suitable date, one who can help you work the room while cutting a striking figure in a tux. You could get out there and meet someone the old-fashioned way - or, to save time, call on the services of this outfit.

The BFE (which stands for "boyfriend experience") is, according to their site, a "Date-Booking platform that brings you handpicked Men who fit your Lifestyle." (It's also a copy editor's nightmare.)

The invite-only platform matches eligible, rentable bachelors with women and men seeking dates for big events, with the lucky gentlemen reportedly pulling in $75 an hour for their time. (No, it's not an escort service. In fact, "Can I have sex with the Boyfriend?" is the first question answered on their FAQ.)

The platform is currently active in Toronto, Montreal, New York, L.A. and Miami. If you've got two tickets to the ballet / the opera / paradise burning a hole in your pocket, head over to their website to sign up.