Toronto's luxury real estate market has never exactly been known for subtlety, but once you hit the $30-million mark, apparently even regular millionaire amenities stop being enough.
The home at 68 Old Colony Rd. is currently listed for $30,000,000, and it's the kind of place that makes a backyard pool and home theatre seem quaint.
Located in Toronto's York Mills area, the custom-built estate was designed and built by Danieli Development and is a monolithic statement of a luxury home.

The front entrance.
It includes all the greatest hits of luxury amenities and then a few things you probably wouldn't have thought of.

The living room.
The sprawling 16,000-square-foot residence is finished with imported European limestone, bespoke millwork, designer finishes, and enough smart-home technology to ensure you barely have to lift a finger while living here.

The family room.
Inside, soaring ceilings and dramatic floor-to-ceiling windows make the already massive principal rooms feel even bigger.

The foyer.
There's also a grand circular staircase for making an entrance and an elevator servicing all levels for when you simply can't be bothered to burn any calories.

The kitchen.
The kitchen is predictably enormous and features a dramatic illuminated quartzite island, along with high-end Gaggenau and Bertazzoni appliances.
The dining room.
And because one kitchen is obviously not enough in a $30-million home, there's also a fully equipped secondary prep kitchen.

One of the primary bedroom ensuite bathrooms.
In total, the house has nine bedrooms and a whopping 17 bathrooms.

The primary bedroom.
The primary bedroom is less of a bedroom and more of a luxury hotel suite.

One of the boutique-inspired dressing rooms.
It comes with two boutique-inspired dressing rooms and separate "his and her" spa-like ensuites, presumably eliminating any arguments about who left toothpaste in the sink.

The home theatre.
But it's the home's entertainment amenities where things really start to get ridiculous.

The gym overlooking the basketball court.
There's a bar and lounge area, a home theatre, a professional gym, and an indoor basketball court.

The indoor basketball court.
Yes, an entire indoor basketball court.

The office.
There's also a private office, multiple family and entertainment spaces, and a lower-level nanny suite.

A covered patio and outdoor kitchen.
Outside, the home continues its commitment to ensuring its future owners never have to experience even the mildest inconvenience.

The pool and hot tub.
The terraces are heated, the saltwater swimming pool is heated, and there's integrated indoor-outdoor audio and an irrigation system.

The back deck.
Even the driveway and decks feature a snowmelt system, meaning shovelling snow can officially be added to the long list of things you don't have to worry about when you own a $30-million house.

The garage.
There's also enough room to park 28 cars.

The back of the house.
And while the price tag is obviously out of reach for approximately 99.99 per cent of Toronto residents, 68 Old Colony Rd. does offer an interesting glimpse into what nearly $30 million gets you in the city these days.