If you're 30+ and the thought of a 2 a.m. last call makes your knees ache and your head spin, this new Toronto party is calling your name.
Bed By 10, the ultimate dance floor revival for grown-ups, is throwing a massive daytime club bash in the city on Saturday, August 23, and yes, you'll be home in time to order takeout and be under the covers before the sun sets.
Taking over Noir at Rebel (11 Polson St.) from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m., this high-energy party blends the nostalgia of your glory days with the practicality of adult bedtime. Isn't that what you need for the perfect night (or should I say, day?) out?
DJs spinning the best of the '80s, '90s, and early 2000s — think bangers from Destiny's Child to Daft Punk, along with confetti blasts, CO2 cannons, and full-scale visuals you'd expect to take you back to your nightclub heyday.
And all this while the sun's still shining bright outside! Which means full-on summer vibes with none of the Sunday regret.
Organizers say the event is designed for "those of us who love to dance, but also love to be in bed by 10 p.m.," which is honestly a perfect mission statement for Toronto's 30+ crowd who still want a little rave with their rosé.
Whether you're reliving your club kid days or just want to blow off some steam without blowing out your back, Bed By 10 promises the full dance floor experience, minus the lineups, the hangovers and the FOMO.
Dress like it's your prime party era (Juicy Couture is SO welcome) and get ready to dance hard, hydrate harder and still catch a full REM cycle.
Tickets start at $50 and are available now.
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