Couple spotted going at it on crowded Toronto beach and people have thoughts
Love was in the air at Woodbine Beach this weekend, perhaps just a bit too much of it for public display.
A viral video circulating on social media shows a couple engaging in some very inappropriate activities in clear view of beachgoers, including several children.
Just a warning that this video — while it does not show any sexual activity in graphic detail — is still pretty likely to get you fired if viewed in a workplace, so proceed with caution.
A couple was seen participating in some questionable physical activity at Woodbine Beach today… pic.twitter.com/h6j6PkGA3X
— 6ixBuzzTV (@6ixbuzztv) July 31, 2023
A man recording the incident can be heard narrating the scene as he pans from innocent beachgoers to reveal the couple coiled in coital congress.
"Just a beautiful day at the beach. Oh, what've we got there? Oh, shit, it's a cougar!"
I was there for that lmaooo, I'm sittin in the chair with the yellow life jacket 💀💀💀
— TK (@TKamung) July 31, 2023
Social media is reacting to the video with a mix of humour and disgust, and commenters are even squabbling over whether or not it was okay to film the couple — who evidently wanted to be seen.
We’re now expected to simply ignore people having sex in open public spaces?
— Michelle Phillips (@Michphil1998) July 31, 2023
Really, is that where this world is at?
Though the pair appear to have brought a towel along to aid in their shenanigans, one response points out the hygienic concerns with this kind of public display.
When you realize how full a beach is of bacteria
— shayshay (@shayborough) July 31, 2023
+ animal feces, this just looks like a painful UTI and not worth the public kink as I see no tripod to at least profit over this Toronto "to-do" list....
Other comments took the comedic route. One humorously blamed the economy for the couple's choice to go at it on a crowded beach.
I mean hotel rooms have skyrocketed. I blame the system.
— Vic (@VicPlacido83) July 31, 2023
Another reply joked that one of the pair was actually performing a "Horizontal Heimlich manoeuvre," adding, "Get your head out of the gutter people, man be saving lives!"
All jokes aside, the couple appears to be in violation of sections 173 (indecent acts) and 174 (nudity) of the Criminal Code.
If charged under section 173, the couple could face up to two years imprisonment for indecent acts, and two years with a minimum of 90 days imprisonment for exposure, as the act was performed within view of persons under 16 years of age.
