Condo of the week: 10 Bellair Street
I whistled for a cab and when it came near/ the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror/ If anything I could say that this cab was rare/ But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes, to Bel-air!
That's right, friends. The 90s are back in a big way, and now, for just $8,995,000, you can live on a street that unavoidably hearkens back to that boy band-infested era. Unit 608 at 10 Bellair St. looks like the perfect place for Aunt Viv, actually. It's a bit...enclosed. Authoritative. Hysterical. Lots of mouldings. This is the kind of place a woman from the suburbs (and I mean the real suburbs, guys, Pleasantville style. Green grass, emotions repressed up the yin yang and then drenched in gin and tonics. Pearl-clutching ladies...) moves into when she finds out she has to move to the city. It's a home for the well-behaved.
And while that may be slightly off-putting for me, it clearly appeals to (too) many. In all seriousness, though, this place is gorgeous, though some aspects are a bit dated and/or confused. See: kitchen.
Address: 10 Bellair St.
Square Footage: 6030
Bathrooms/half baths: 4
Parking Spaces: 4
Monthly Maintenance: $4649.92
Building Amenities: Two-storey fitness, social and spa centre on the building's third and fourth floors, valet parking, terrace garden
Wielders of wealth and utmost propriety. Clothes horses. Or, clothes and horses. There's definitely enough space for that.
MOVE ON IF
You like a more modern, less
traditional stuffy aesthetic.
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