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Wrong Way on a One-Way Track


I have an addiction to reading the Missed Connections on Craigslist. Some stories are actually quite touching, some creepy (to the extent of restraining order), some are awful pick-up lines and others fake and sarcastic.

This posting today made me laugh out loud:

Dundas DWA 11:30 am - m4w - 30
Reply to: pers-127816898@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-23, 3:56PM EST

You were the hot, but really rude TTC worker opening and closing the doors on the southbound train this morning. I was the guy wearing overalls that missed the train and ended up giving you the finger as you left the station.
I was so mad at you that I ended up voting NDP.
Lunch?

Brilliant! Completely brilliant.
(And, by the way, yes, I referenced Soul Asylum in the title)

P.S. I voted NDP.


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