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The Toronto Portraits: Keith Hamilton
Keith Hamilton, 30 years old. The Art Gallery of Ontario.
"The chances of being a successful musician in Toronto are slimmer than the chances of being a successful National Hockey League player."
Keith Hamilton doesn't mince words. If anyone should know the ratios, it's him. He's a musician, an organizer of the ever-expanding Pitter Patter music festival, and he's the talent booker for The Boat in Kensington Market.
Raised in suburban Whitby, he came to Toronto to study at OCAD in his late teens. His signature project thus far has been turning The Boat, a Portuguese seafood restaurant, into one of the hottest clubs in the city.
"It opened in 1976, it ran as a restaurant until about 1999. Then it was a Cantonese karaoke bar for five years. One night some hipsters came across it and decided it would be a great place to throw a party. The parties became regular occurrences, and a fellow named Trevor Coleman took over booking them. Soon the task became overwhelming and he asked me to get involved. We then expanded it from about eight nights of music a month to twenty."
Keith gets a lot of young bands knocking at his door, trying to get a slot on The Boat's schedule. Talent and success, interestingly, are usually not the deciding factors.
"I'm not a promoter, not a solicitor. I don't care if your band can bring 150 people to my club; if I don't like what you're doing I won't let you play. I have a really wide appreciation of music, we don't book a certain style or anything. It's not even that you have to be good. I have to believe you. I have to believe that the music you're making should be made...there's an honest conviction that I need to see.
I have observed that you're only going to be taken seriously if you're making art for arts sake. If you're making music with the end goal of money, than you are not making pure music. Your music is corrupted before anyone has even heard it. And you won't make it."
Keith has been in many bands through his life; he started his first one when he was twelve. That much experience in the Canadian music scene has led him to a humbling reality: there is a more stable income to be made on an ice rink than on a concert stage.
"I bet you there are just as many fledgling indie-rock bands in Canada as there are OHL hockey players. There are maybe thirty teams and twenty people on each team, so that's 600 players in the OHL that might make it into the NHL.
I guarantee you there's more than 600 bands charting on college radio that won't make it to the point where they are earning a decent living, especially in the millions of dollars a year range. So your chances of joining the NHL, probably greater than earning a living in music."
Keith is the lead singer/songwriter of Hamilton Trading Co.; I saw them play last Saturday at the closing of the Oxford Hotel. He's backed up onstage with a nine-person choir; they sing harmonies and clap their hands for percussion. It's a folk/camp sing-along hybrid that's unique and wonderful to behold.
"When I was younger I thought I would make it, so there was an element of that in what we were doing. I play in bands now but I don't play in them with any end goal; I don't care if there's one person in the audience. I don't go on tour with the goal of making money or fans; I go on tour as a vacation. I just get to make music on my vacation. Hopefully someone in another city might appreciate the music we're making. That's all I want."

The Toronto Portraits profiles a young, dynamic Torontonian, each time in a different neighbourhood.
Photos by Mr. Robin Sharp


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Thats why people give up on silly pipe dreams and get real jobs.
also, trevor turned the boat into a popular place.
"Thats why people give up on silly pipe dreams and get real jobs."
No, that's why true artists give up on the idea of making money, and SILLY people give up on music altogether. Enjoy your cubicle/sofa/bed lifestyle.
hes gonna keep doing his thing and you will all forever have this comment section.
enjoy.
No end goal my arse. As soon as a label waives a signing bonus in his face he'll take the bait. They always do.
you're making it big on the internet comment section of a profile on keith.
i think you're worse off.
Some outright dicks on this posting.
All you people do is nitpick and find something wrong because that's clearly all you have time for.
"So your chances of joining the NHL, probably greater than earning a living in music."
You know what? He's probably right. People I know who play music do it because they want to and understand that they have to have a day job to pay the bills. Let's be supportive of our friends who spend their time to play music to entertain us.
But nooooo. Let's bitch and complain like we always do, Toronto. Keep at it. You're doing GREAT.
Just want honesty from musicians. Time and time again you hear about struggling musicians who do it for the "music", would never sell out and so on. But everyone knows, but wont readily admit it, that they would drop all that in a heartbeat for money. Egos will always win over morals and ethics.
"One night some hipsters came across it and decided it would be a great place to throw a party. The parties became regular occurrences, and a fellow named Trevor Coleman took over booking them. Soon the task became overwhelming and he asked me to get involved."
Without intending to knock any of what Keith's done while he has been at the Boat, but he really had very little to do with popularizing it in the first place. It was a thriving, often-packed-to-capacity venue for live music and DJ nights over a year before he got at all involved.
You say this about Keith in 2009: His signature project thus far has been turning The Boat, a Portuguese seafood restaurant, into one of the hottest clubs in the city.
The Toronto Star says this about Trevor Coleman in 2007: He started booking at the Boat in April 2005 and within months, his welcomingly adventurous approach made the once-forgotten Portuguese restaurant one of the hubs for the city's indie scene.
Indie rock revisionism is hilarious.
Keith isn't quoted as saying he got it going, only that he came on board after Trevor asked him to. What's the problem?
On the other hand, there are plenty of musicians who work hard at being full time musicians and struggle to get by taking gigs when and where they can. Which is not to say that musicians who make a living at music don't love music or make music for the love of it - sometimes folks just don't have a choice! Making music is what they're good at, and they follow it through the thin times and the prosperous times.
Also, the problem lies in the fact that the article states inaccurate information about how and when the Boat became a "hot spot". Not that Keith isn't doing a good job or whatever. It's just that it would be a big fat lie to discount what happened at the Boat before the reins were handed over to him.
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"His signature project thus far has been turning The Boat, a Portuguese seafood restaurant, into one of the hottest clubs in the city."
he didn't turn the boat into anything. trevor coleman turned the boat into one of the hottest clubs in the city, and then passed it on to keith. and no, he did not just book "dj nights".
this is really poor research and gross misinformation. for all that keith HAS done, i'm sure it'll be depressing for him to see that his "signature" is on someone e'se's work.
First of all I name checked Trevor Coleman, I didn't gloss over his influence on the club.
Secondly The Boat would have probably been a flash in the pan novelty club if it wasn't for Keith Hamilton, therein he deserves credit for turning it into the steady, respected music venue it is today in my opinion. I'm not talking about 2007.
I think your quoting of outdated articles and over simplification of indie rock history is 'hilarious'.
If what you really meant was "the Boat was a well established hot spot for over a year before Keith turned up, but without his influence it would have been a flash in the pan novelty club" then maybe you should have said that in the first place.
Its Kensington. Must be far better places to frequent for "indie" music in the city.
Today's top story: 2007 was only two years ago and The Toronto Star is a well-known and respected news outlet.
This just in: When things become two years old, they are deemed "Outdated" and therefore the information held therein is no longer factual.
Tonight at 11: This BlogTO article becomes outdated and we detail the story of Keith Hamilton working tirelessly to build a Portuguese restaurant brick by brick in the Kensington Market area.
But don't try to hype him as a scene-angel with rally cries of "Music for Art! Screw the money!!" when even he has to get by with 80's and Dance nights that keep the boat alive. It'd be nice for the whole story here. This article paints an unfair portrait of some utopian scene that does not exist.
1. The integrity of this entire article is brought to question by a comment like that. Journalists aren't supposed to do that ever.
2. How likely is it that one Robin Sharp is friends with Keith? Otherwise why fire back with such fury? And writers shouldn't be writing biased profiles on their friends.
And I never sexually assaulted anyone in the boat after hours.
It's all about selling yourself and your ideas if you want the break, if you want the cubicle job, want the club gig, if you want to be something after OCAD.
Sounds like what comes around goes around. Keith came around, and now he is giving it around to other bands.
Finally he gets it!!! Don't try to hard or we have to believe in you as well.
The difference is in Vancgroovy the douchebags WRITE for Beyond Robson, and no one comments. Here the site is well written and the comments aren't.
Thanks for taking the time to read this article.... and the comments, if you've made it this far.
There is a slight correction to make in the final paragraph. What was said was "I don't go on tour with..." rather than "I don't go on tour without..."
I met Robin less than 24 hours before the interview was completed, so no, he's not defending a friend or hosting a biased interview.
Toronto IS a great place to make a career in music. Your chances are certainly better here than they were in Whitby. However, your chances are slim from wherever you are.
Yes, Trevor Coleman brought throngs of people and attention to the Boat. Yes, I was handed the reigns to something already made special. Yes, both Trevor and I host DJ parties in order to keep the place viable. My apologies for simply stating that "parties" happened there vs. going into the details of all the different events which occurred there. I should have said "mostly parties". It is however truthful that the boat was only open a couple nights a week under his tenure. I have spent my working hours for the last three years increasing the profile of the Boat beyond what Trevor had accomplished to allow it to be a resource for touring acts across Canada through a significant increase in the consistency with which the boat is open for business with entertainment, improvements to the sound system and layout, and (although less fun) operating more strictly within the legal system to ensure the club continues to be a resource for a long time.
As a musician, I will continue to make the music I want to make. If a record contract gets dangled in from of me, it because they like what I'm doing and I'll only sign if I remain in control of the output. That's not selling out, it's simply selling. If someone says "We like some of your ideas, but we need you to change all this instead, then we have a contract for you", and you agree to change your ideals, then you are selling out.
Keith
anyone genuinely interested in the music, people and fun at the boat should be too drunk, high or apathetic towards this blog to comment here with lame hipster historical revisionment. as if anyone cares. are you not getting tipped enough at your serving job? you'd think people would be supportive of someone who is so devoted to the scene they apparently know so well.
2. This article and the comments defending it are irksome. Not because it/they ignore some 'indiehipsterscenecred', but because I, and many others, really, really enjoyed The Boat from 2005-2007 and it is a shame to see the credit for facilitating an interesting and creatively inspiring time misplaced.
One side of this debate has to get back to getting their collective freak on at the Boat and leave these LOSERS to their "memories".
The other side needs to get back to fixing me my fucking latte and stop trying to be so "clever" with "fake names". It's not funny and you're all pathetic has-beens.
I'm out.
p.s. horseballs is not a word, but unless you lack basic comprehension you will likely understand what i mean when i say 'suck my horseballs'.
End this garbage once and for all.
Fact: Keith created the Pitter Patter Festival purely for the benefit of the city of Toronto and its artists. He wanted to send a message to CMW et al that an artist-friendly, fan-friendly independent festival can succeed.
Fact: The Boat is booked *months* in advance due to the huge number of bands who want to play for Keith. He is one of the most respected bookers in the city.
Trevor Coleman is a nice guy and all and he did a great job getting The Boat off the ground. However, it's one thing to have a flash in the pan and something else entirely to sustain it over a long period of time. If Keith was just riding off the coattails of the previous regime, the place would have flamed out long ago. The reason Trevor's involvement isn't mentioned in the article further is because this article is about KEITH. I'm sure when Trevor gets his own Toronto Portrait, he will be mentioned throughout.
I think the props for what Trevor did at the Boat are in full effect here, and I think that Keith TOTALLY acknowledged T's part in blowing it up in the beginning. He actually says that Trevor made the Boat so successful that it was overwhelming to manage. Keith took the Boat over and Trevor expanded his thing to other places within the city, and seems to have enjoyed a lot of success within his endeavors.