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Girl Talk Blows

Posted by Matthew Hayles / November 13, 2008

Gregg Gillis at Kool HausIt seems like just about everybody and their stepmother has something to say about Gregg Gillis of late. I don't want to talk about who he is and what he does because that's been covered elsewhere in prose so sycophantic it's practically syphilitic.

But put me firmly on the other bandwagon: Girl Talk blows.

The Stage at Girl Talk at Kool Haus

Look, I don't think anybody is going to argue that the vibe on Wednesday night was anything less than expectantly epic. Gillis delivered a stomping-room-only show that sold out a long forever ago. I can force the trip with the best of them, and it was hot, heavy, and sweaty enough for certain kinds of autotrophic archaea to thrive. Kool Haus drew a crowd that was well-dressed and wonderfully, poorly, behaved. I did have to footsie-fight a guy, and I woke up with all kinds of teeth marks on my lips (unrelated to the footsie). There was dancing on the stage, but absolutely fucking everybody was on that stage.

Gillis was eclectic as promised. And he was really, disappointingly, inane.

Point is, solo electronic artists with lots of energy isn't anything new, and the bangingness of the show speaks more to the energy of Torontonians than the quality of the performance. I'm not ragging on the music, which I enjoyed. I will never stand in the this-isn't-music camp, because I've seen sets in France that were just as solid and not as simperingly self-conscious. I hate to get all reductive on the former biomedical engineer turned rebel-without-a-C&D, but if you factor out the gimmicks (affected Electroma masks, the bored Asian chick in a police costume with a TP-blowing machine, the high-concept (?) black-on-both-sides disc on which his latest album dropped, and the "software and computers are the most punk rock thing that's happened, ever") you're basically kicking it at a schizophrenic, throw-back dance party. Which has artistic merit, but there are other places to go if you're into soul-less laptop jockeys. Problem is, I don't like a $20 door charge sold to me as a legitimate live show.

Solid grooves. Annoyingly self-conscious performance. Again.

Discussion

11 Comments

ry-tron / November 13, 2008 at 01:23 pm
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so it sucked spectacularly in an awesome way?
Jerrold / November 13, 2008 at 01:29 pm
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Sounds like the only thing that has changed is the size of the venue. He was annoyingly self-conscious at the Social a couple of years back too.
juepucta / November 13, 2008 at 02:26 pm
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And you just realized this? Quelle surprise! This dude is the Jive f*cking Bunny for the noughts.

-G.
rek / November 13, 2008 at 03:20 pm
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I have no idea who this is, but this article blows. We trash musicians who point out when Torontonians just aren't feeling a show, so why not credit the musician when the people are dancing?
Ryan L. / November 13, 2008 at 03:40 pm
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I personally find reviews on music and movies pointless. It very rarely tells you anything as people tend to have such a wide set of tastes which will bias their opinion.

I know I wouldn't likely give a Country music album a fair review, and would probably give Radiohead a higher than average review even if their album was mediochre.
jt / November 13, 2008 at 06:11 pm
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all these articles fail to mention that GT's music sucks.

the novelty wore off after night ripper, and that got old fast. we realized we were listening to trashy music.

nonetheless, i think GTs success comes from people wanting to dance to music. its difficult to dance to monosounding artists. DJ sets are where its at. so people throw on GT as an easy dance track.
Ash / November 13, 2008 at 06:50 pm
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You just concocted a new English language. I don't think I can find the meaning of your expressions urbandictionary.com either.
However, I do get your point. It was a sadly inane and lacklustre drooning diatribe delivered via a piece of music.
Vaneska / November 13, 2008 at 07:30 pm
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1) Live sets by djs/producers are somewhat of an oxymoron. A "live set" usually involves the band playing a pre-organized set with Abelton Live, maybe a couple of synths that are there for show mostly, flashy lights, and a $20 concert ticket. A DJ set involves impromptu mixing and on the fly song selection for half the ticket price. The difference? A "live set" should have more energy and feel like a concert. A great DJ set however should be able to pull off that vibe as well. "DJs are not rockstars...or are they?"

2) Not a fan of Girl Talk, but what do you expect from someone who switches samples/songs every 15 seconds? In that amount of time, all you can do is press play.

3) What's with the discrimination against clubland DJs? The Spacing article had nothing to do with the quality of DJs in the area.
ComeOn / November 13, 2008 at 08:27 pm
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No...you blow.
lachlan / November 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
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I wonder what his day job is.
Kris Williamson / November 14, 2008 at 01:33 pm
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Girl Talk doesn't blow. But you know who does? His bloody fans. What a bunch of self-important assholes. And the size of the Kool Haus guaranteed that they would be out in full force. From the foot-stomping bitches who plowed over everyone to get onstage, to the hoardes of people trying to storm the exit at the end of the night, the atmosphere was terrible.

Given how many friends told me this show would blow my mind, I was incredibly disappointed. A dance party for sure, but not a very fun one.

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