The other night I had a dream involving the bad guy from the movie The Purge. He glided across a surreal marble landscape, past a spattering of languid toadies. He then looked me dead in the eye and uttered this stirring phrase, stinky is the method.

In a Costner-ian attempt to rationalize and honour this perplexing vision, Ive decided to interpret it as a sign that I should assemble a concert of musical acts so sultry, so greasy, so violently decadent, that it makes the air thick with the sickly sweet mist of eroticism.

You will writhe as youve never writhed before

Drip like youre one gigantic pore

Cry because youre ashamed to laugh anymore

Oh, do it, do it, do it, DO IT!

If only just to quench your lust

And tone your lingering christmas core

Screw it, screw it, screw it, SCREW IT

Deplete your checking, savings, visa

Make it rain. You dont need a reaso.n

Drink it, drink it, drink it, DRINK IT!

Assemble your sordid, rakish tribe

On this night your mantra is to imbibe

Dance it, dance it, dance it, DANCE IT!

Hedon" will be your only ism

You have the rest of the week to dress shirt and pants it

Come one, come all, the meek, the wretched

Because as far as Im concerned

STINKY IS THE METHOD!

Depression Era:

The sultriest subs and most mournful crooning, wrapped in a smouldering package of leather and sinew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?vu4TZrQIcumc

Body Butter:

You will act as the conduit for this most unctuous musical spread, comprised of beats and soulful vocals.

https://soundcloud.com/bodybutterxoxo/lights-in-the-hallway

Barbara:

Class A creeps, hell bent on.something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?vyAjcBEIbC98

Barbara DJ set:

Barbara will be capping off the night, in full regalia, with Soul/R&B;/Curio tunes that you had no idea you adored. T'will be a set tailor made for booty shaking.

This should be a real blast. We hope to see you there!

Luv Barbara 3