Calling all humans!

The MRCH 108.8 Morning Zoo Crew! in association with the CRTC are proud to present the HOCKEY SUMMIT OF THE ARTS KICK OFF/KICK ASS PARTY!

Holy smokes are you in for a treat this year - we have assembled a spectacular lineup of entertainment so colossal that if youre not there you better be dead! Thursday April 2nd at 9PM is the time, The Piston at 937 Bloor St W @ Ossington Station is the place, $5 gets you all the show you could possibly handle. All proceeds going to Skip Lowes Home For Wayward Girls Aged 18-21.

Heres the Skip LOWEdown..

9:00 doors - Come swing with all of your fave MRCH 108.8 Morning Zoo Crew! on-air personalities. Yes Skip Lowe, The Platypus, Don Valley and the whole gang will be there to sign autographs. MRCHy the 6 foot talking t-shirt will also be on hand and he may have a giant t-shirt sized announcement to make

10:00 - All the way from Ottawa ON, its the return of comedy legend The Unknown Wrestler! Holy shit, can you believe it??? Im not kidding, he will be there to insult you, your wife, your mother and Terry Fox. Some say he goes too far, some say not enough. You be the judge! Hopefully we wont lose our broadcast licence over this. But if we do - itll be worth it!

11:00 - Are you sitting down? Good because its FINAL SHOW EVER from the wicked one himself, the master spell caster, the henchman from the 4th dimension, THE WIZARD OF ROCK!!!!! Its his final show on this planet before he races through a black hole to pick up his laundry so it is NOT TO BE MISSED. Check out his monster rappage/riffage at thewizardofrock.bandcamp.com/releases

12:00 - Frank & Florians dance party. You will probably need to boogie your brain out after all that has happened up till this point so why not shake-a-tail to these men of questionable origin and dubious ethnic blend.

PHEW!!! What a night its going to be. MRCH 108.8 is bound to get incredible ratings after this stupendous broadcast! There will be beers from Junction Brewery on hand. There will be MRCH merch to be had. There will be the traditional 50/50 draw so pick up your tickets from Skip Lowe & Co. for the midnight draw. There will be tears of joy streaming down your cheeks!

Festival seating so first come first served at The Piston 937 Bloor St W @ Ossington Station. They also have Torontos best BBQ if yer lookin for food.

So cmon by the MRCH 108.8 Morning Zoo Crew! Hockey Summit Of The Arts Kick Off/Kick Ass party and prepare to have your mind blown.

Its gonna be OUTTA SITE!!!!!