Hard Ticket to Hawaii features a deadly snake that has been infected by cancer-infested rats.

So yeah, I could promote this movie by talking about its incredibly dumb plot where a couple of drug enforcement agents played by two Playboy models get caught up in an illicit diamond shipment, but you're not even absorbing what you're reading now, are you? You're just thinking about that Cancer Snake - and I don't blame you!

The Cancer Snake is an antagonist that has no peers. I mean, how menacing/interesting are Darth Vader or Hannibal Lecter once you realize that neither of them has been infected by cancer-infested rats? Barely...? More like not at all.

Doors at 7:30 PM