Eat & Drink
World Poutine Eating Championship sees surprise win
This past weekend, two extreme, endurance-testing sports descended upon Toronto: a 42-km marathon and the Smoke's Poutinerie World Poutine Eating Championship.
Personally, an evening of all-you-can-eat sushi already tests my own gastric limits, so I had to observe this perplexing sport first-hand.
The amateur competitor kicked off the event at Dundas Square, eating 7 and ¼ pounds in just six minutes, for a lifetime supply of gravy, cheese curds and fries. But Dundas Square really began to fill up as the pros were ready to take their shot at the $5,000 grand prize.
The big event was delayed as competitors were slow to arrive, and so that more food could be prepared--yes, this was the kind of game we were playing. An hour passed, and I contemplated throwing my name into the ring, just to dunk my cold, numb fingers into some steaming hot gravy.
Despite the wait, the crowd stuck around to see Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti defend his world record (13 pounds of poutine in 10 minutes). The reigning champ injured his knee and was on the verge of dropping out of the competition. But his good friend (and fellow competitor), Joey Chestnut, convinced him to take up the challenge, rented a car, and drove him in from Chicago.
Bertoletti's return was bittersweet. Within 10 minutes, the poutine eating world was a different place. Bertoletti finished a surprising fourth with 8.4 lbs. Bob Shoudt and Tim Janus tied for second place after eating 8.5lbs each.
But it was Joey Chestnut who walked away the winner of the event--yes, the five-time Nathan's Hot Dog champ is tackling new territory. He won the event after polishing off 19 boxes (or 9.5 lbs) in 10 minutes.
I have to admit, I was surprised at how intense the world of competitive eating can get. If you're game to try your stomach at the sport, here's are some strategic moves I was able to suss out:
Psyching Yourself Up
It's all about getting into the right headspace. While the speakers at the event pound out adrenalin boosting tunes like Eminem and AC/DC, the pros stay in the zone by bringing their own set of noise-canceling headphones. But it doesn't end there. When the stakes are high, you'll want to psych out your opponent with coloured contact lenses, face paint, and a good pair of low-visibility sunglasses.
Hydration
The stage will be prepped with bottles of spring water, but any athlete worth their sodium intake will tell you that you have to keep your electrolytes in check. So while the amateurs slurp back water, the pros bring their own Gatorade and Vitamin Water. They come loaded with bottles of sugary drinks to keep their energy levels high and presumably large chunks of food down.
Eating Tools Are For Amateurs
Each competitor is provided with a set of gloves, but when you're up to your elbows in gravy, what's the point? A couple of amateurs and even a pro chose to use a fork to eat their poutine. Rookie mistake. This is not a time to savour. From what I saw, you need all the dexterity you have. Winners take their gloves off.
Chewing, Also, is For Amateurs
Remember, this is a sprint, not a marathon.

Photos by Jimmy Lu


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Disgust is what I feel when I saw this!
@Jer The fact they were giving it away makes little difference, it is still a show of gluttony and greed.
1. They stink
2. Probably drunk which will lead to more vomiting than usual
3. Footage could be used for a "Bumfights" video
4. They probably would take their sweet ass time savoring the poutine and who wants to see that?
5. People in the audience would probably vomit with the sight of raggedy drunken/drugged up stinkholes covered with gravey and cheese curds.
Not a good scene at all.
Back to your boxes homeless people, no poutine for you.
you can stick it.
Yes I have a social conscience I am able to climb off my perch of privilege and help were and when and with what I can. You call me a loser, listen to yourself. Just pathetic.
But where are you going to draw the line? Will you oppose the use of grains/potatoes/fruit for production of booze?
a - debating/arguing about "poutine"
and
b - on blogto
Me? I believe in not complaining unless I have a solution, because that just makes me a whiner. I don't like homelessness, but I also don't have solution. I however, do have a solution to people who annonymously complain about homelessness on the internet, which is outlined above.
It's a disgusting display of gluttony and greed, Full Stop.
How could you look at those last few pics and not want to barf?
I think he tried to make a valid point, but offended just as many people with his assumptions of those who participated in the event.
I don't see Steve making a revolution or lobbying for the homeless.
Looking at pictures of people shoving handfuls of poutine into their mouths is gross, sorry.
Keep in mind it is organized to raise money for the Daily Bread Food Bank...