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The great Toronto poutine challenge: the Montreal poutine

Posted by Luke Champion / September 17, 2010

Montreal PoutineWith all the cold rain that fell yesterday, it seemed like a perfect day for the stick to your bones warmth of some home grown Canadian comfort food, and after the salad as poutine of yesterday and the processed pass off the day before, all that rain helped me get right back into the fray.

I'd been meaning to make my way over to the East End to try out the wares at the Great Burger Kitchen for sometime now and while the pitter-patter of raindrops on my skylight were making a convincing argument to stay in, I bundled up in some rain gear and headed East.

A sign hangs outside The Great Burger Kitchen that reads "purveyors of fine poutine." This is promising; this place takes its poutine seriously. How seriously? Lets take a look:

Fries

I like these fries; they're a heftier, heartier french fry that's found that sweet spot between crunchy surface area and tender potato interior. I feel like they overcook them just a tad, perhaps on purpose, to give them that extra little bit of leverage in staying crispy when they get hit with that thick steaming gravy. 4.5/5

Gravy

It happened again, an otherwise good poutine compromised by sodium rich instant gravy. This is the biggest, most serious, affront to Toronto poutine excellence. Far too often purveyors of otherwise fine poutine deem it acceptable to use a band-aid like bouillon cubes or gravy powders. It's not that they taste bad per se, it's just that short cuts like that leave the gravy very one dimensional. Gravy - like poutine and cooking in general - should have a balance of flavours and gravy starters rob the final product of that balance. 2.5/5

Curds

I'm calling foul on these curds. Unless my truly refined poutine palate deceives me, these "curds" are in fact, nothing more than broken up pieces of old cheddar cheese, which I'm happy to admit I'm ok with. They're strong and tangy and plentiful. I'm a little hurt that I'm being lied to, but I appreciate that they didn't use the grated stuff. 3/5

Portion

This poutine weighs in at a pretty great value. It a big dish, heavy and filling, easily suited for two people and just over five bucks. For a loner like myself though, I had no chance on finishing the whole thing, but gave it that old college try .. or something. 5/5

Price: $5.25

Total Score: 15/20

So overall it's a decent poutine. Yes GBK needs to wean themselves off of their dependence on gravy powder and those curds looked remarkably like chunks of broken up cheddar cheese, but for the most part it tasted good. The only real think I'm faulting them with, and this is a serious charge, is misrepresentation. To call this a Montreal Poutine is insulting la belle province and misleading to customers. It's a fine poutine for a burger shack, but a bit of a letdown from a supposed specialist.

Discussion

18 Comments

ep / September 17, 2010 at 09:52 am
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When will this lame poutine feature end....
jameson replying to a comment from ep / September 17, 2010 at 09:59 am
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Hahaha!
mark / September 17, 2010 at 10:03 am
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I hate poutine now thanks to all of this...
JJ / September 17, 2010 at 10:46 am
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If you don't like poutine, don't read about it.

All in all, this is a great feature. Hats off to the writer, an discerning and dedicated man who has risked his arterial health for the good of us all!
ep / September 17, 2010 at 10:59 am
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Can we at least hide the pictures so they are only unveiled when you click on the article.
A|Layton / September 17, 2010 at 11:24 am
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As much as I love this feature...your rating scheme is seriously out of whack.

This place doesn't use real curds, and used instant gravy and it still somehow rates a 75%?! Come on now.
Syncros / September 17, 2010 at 11:53 am
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I've had the montreal poutine at GBK before and they were proper curds at the time. Maybe they ran out and substituted?

GBK's real failing is the serving of undercooked burgers. Just because the meat is 'organic' doesn't mean it doesn't need cooking, ugh.
Magda / September 17, 2010 at 12:15 pm
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As a poutine fanatic, I totally jumped on the chance to go to GBK when they're flyer mentioned so many different poutines, but after this review I'm a little hesitant. Anyways, will give it a try next week. Not that anything will ever beat Poutinis.
Anthony / September 17, 2010 at 12:39 pm
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Hey, for tons of poutine pictures, visit www.mapoutine.ca!

Don't miss this one, it's a squid poutine with black sauce (made with squid ink):

http://www.mapoutine.ca/festival-de-la-poutine-2010-au-pied-de-cochon-drummondville-poutine-aux-calmars.php
ttraveller replying to a comment from A|Layton / September 17, 2010 at 01:27 pm
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This is exactly Toronto. Complete mediocrity rates a 75%.
poutine lover / September 17, 2010 at 02:04 pm
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Don't ever stop this feature. I love it! Poutine is an under looked meal that has three of the food groups combined into one: vegetables, dairy and meat. What more could you ask for?!!!
NOT SO YUMMY / September 17, 2010 at 04:50 pm
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I hope this poutine feature lasts forever!

ALSO---YEAH I TOTALLY AGREE...you should be more vigilant with the grading system...become a poutine nazi if you will

:D
Basshat / September 17, 2010 at 07:21 pm
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I know it's not in Toronto but if anyone wants an authentic Montreal poutine, prepared by a native Montrealer, without traveling to Quebec, I highly recommend Pierre's Poutine in downtown Guelph.

Fresh cut fries that are thin and just crispy enough; homemade gravy prepared daily (with both meat and vegetarian options); St. Albert cheese curds from Eastern Ontario; and traditional Quebec toppings. Smoked meat is my favourite and the portion is huge. My wife and I usually share one and that's saying a lot because I'm not exactly a lightweight.
Richard replying to a comment from A|Layton / September 17, 2010 at 07:29 pm
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And Caplansky's got a 1/5 for gravy because despite tasting good it lacked authenticity, yet the raw vegetable cashew sour cream got 3/5 for gravy...

The rating scheme is odd, but I'm still glad to see this feature everyday :D
Aaron / September 17, 2010 at 08:04 pm
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Sick of the poutine feature? I made a new rss feed for blogto that filters it out: http://bit.ly/cbiEun
bob / September 17, 2010 at 08:53 pm
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heart attack meter:

5

its a-ok
Anthony / September 19, 2010 at 06:08 am
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One can evaluate our arguments and those of the opponents, and see which ones one finds more convincing.
Anthony / September 19, 2010 at 06:08 am
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see the bibliography to Rao's response for a list of such papers

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