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The great Toronto poutine challenge: the midtown poutine

Posted by Luke Champion / September 12, 2010

Poutine Chicken GravyFor poutine enthusiasts weary of making the trek deep into the bowels of the city for their fix, fear not. Great poutine is hardly exclusive to the downtown sect. If Yonge & Eg is more your steez you're in luck, Bamburger serves up a top notch poutine perfect for the young professional in all of us.

But Bamburger shows restraint in its poutine. It's a deceptively simple, unsophisticated creation that marries taste and texture in near perfect harmony. Read on for the details:

Fries

A nicely seasoned nest of skin-on Yukon Golds, with a hint of cayenne pepper. These are thick cut, chip truck style potato spears that exemplify all the traits of a top quality french fry, some of the best we've seen yet. They are entirely satisfying both to the eyes and the tongue. 5/5

Gravy

Ok, so it's taken a full 12 days to get here, but it looks like we've finally been able to add the much sought after, vaguely mysterious polkaroo of poutine, the element that always seems to be missing by those inclined to complain--chicken gravy... I think! Was it worth the wait? Sure was. This is a unique gravy in the Toronto poutine scene (poutine scene?) where beef is generally king. To say it's better or worse is impossible, it's different, but in a really great way. In reality though, chicken or beef or veal or anything for that matter is pretty inconsequential. What's important is the quality and flavour of the sauce, and at Bamburger they've got them both. 5/5

Curds

The curds play two roles in a poutine; the first - and most obvious - is to impart flavour. The second is all about texture: providing that gooey, stringy, melty, squeaky counter to the crispness of the potato. The curds at Bamburger provide just that role, save for the squeakiness. There is a generous amount of cheese in this poutine, partially melted by the hot gravy, stretchy enough to twirl on a fork. Squeaky and flavourful they are not, but enjoyable nonetheless. 3/5

Portion

An impressive plate piled up with enough poutine to satisfy. It seems depending on the establishment a poutine is priced either as a side (less than $5) or an independent dish in it's own right (greater than $5). This dish works all on it's own, but I'll definitely be back to sample the burgers. 4/5

Price: $6.95

Total Score: 17/20

Sometimes the greatest trick is just to keep things simple. The Bamburger Poutine is all about balance. Each ingredient plays it's own role and refrains from encroaching on the others. The fries are the vessel, they provide texture and weight to the dish, the gravy takes care of flavour and the curds are the counterbalance to the fries, providing an alternate texture for comparison, each highlighting the other - no additives required.

Discussion

18 Comments

NorthernSoul / September 12, 2010 at 02:09 pm
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are there many more days of this Yawnathon to skip over on my Blog Toronto RSS feed? I mean, how interesting really can afterhours trough feed really be? Perhaps this journo’s future fascinating work could incorporate blocked lavoratories, tolerant room mates and soft ply. Surely the Poutine header under “best of” can hold its own on the opinion front when it comes to cheese gravy and chips!
Northernsoul / September 12, 2010 at 02:13 pm
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are there many more days of this Yawnathon to skip over on my Blog Toronto RSS feed? I mean, how interesting really can afterhours trough feed really be? Perhaps this journo’s future fascinating work could incorporate blocked lavoratories, tolerant room mates and soft ply. Surely the Poutine header under “best of” can hold its own on the opinion front when it comes to cheese gravy and chips!

Richard / September 12, 2010 at 02:49 pm
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have you considered listing the address of the place you review?
Tim replying to a comment from Richard / September 12, 2010 at 03:23 pm
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There's a link to Bamburger in the post. If you click on it you can find the address and other contact details.
bullring / September 12, 2010 at 03:53 pm
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Stop this gravy train already.
bob / September 12, 2010 at 04:27 pm
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heart attack meter:

5

good!
Al Hunter / September 12, 2010 at 04:32 pm
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I've actually enjoyed reading these reviews and looking at the photos. Makes me happy that I'm not eating them everyday!

Being way out in the suburbs of North York, even Yonge & Eg is downtown to me.

I like my chips crispy on the outside with a mashed potato texture on the inside. Gravy will soften up the crisp for sure. At my local diner I prefer they put homemade chili over the fries rather than a gravy sourced from powder.

As for the cheese, curds are great but not necessary. Freshly grated cheese (cheddar, mozzarella, goat, whatever...) can be just as good as curds.

I do admit that some of the poutine photos have been less than appetizing. That one from Caplansky's almost made me lose it (I have tried it, and it tastes much better than it looks if you like smoked meat). Don't need bacon. Don't need to fancy it up. Simple is better. And smaller serving sizes are the way to go. It needs to be eaten while hot and delicious, not cold and stodgy.
electric / September 12, 2010 at 05:39 pm
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Curds are so necessary!!

Very important is the size of curd and cross-section of the fry, the volume of a curd should be at LEAST the square of the fry's cross section.

These are fundamental aspects. Grated cheese? maybe on TOP.. but never as the building blocks. The rest is all gravy.
Al Hunter / September 12, 2010 at 06:23 pm
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ELECTRIC, do you have measuring utensils with you and an online app to help you determine all these mathematical necessities before eating and tasting your poutine? If they don't measure up, then do you pre-determine that you're not going to like it?

Eat what you like! What's most important is whether or not you enjoy what you're eating, not the cross-section of the fry vs the volume of a curd. Recipes change over time as do those that eat them and the availability of ingredients change. I'm quite happy to call what I like as 'chili cheese fries', maybe not traditional poutine to your standards, but definitely in the same family.

Eat and enjoy.
Elizabeth replying to a comment from NorthernSoul / September 12, 2010 at 06:24 pm
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STOP READING THESE POSTS!!
Al Hunter / September 12, 2010 at 07:21 pm
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I agree, MrPotato, no one wants to be smothered. I can hardly breathe just thinking about it. Less is better.
Justin / September 12, 2010 at 07:57 pm
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Luke Champion secretly filming 'Superfry Me'.
electric replying to a comment from Al Hunter / September 12, 2010 at 08:34 pm
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I only measure the symmetry of curds and fries with my pleasure, it so happens that when such geometries align things are in harmony.

Perhaps you're better off eating in the dark out of a can using your fingers? What it looks like need not matter... Happiness is relative to the situation, after all - tasty and ambiguous soylent green was made out of people, PEEEEEEEOOOOOOOPLE!
electric replying to a comment from Al Hunter / September 12, 2010 at 08:40 pm
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What is best with poutine? A sharp cold cola, a smooth icy shake or perhaps a chilled stout lager?
Deanster / September 13, 2010 at 01:00 am
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I'm surprised you're not dead now.
DS replying to a comment from NorthernSoul / September 14, 2010 at 11:32 pm
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Oh boo-hoo! Someone is making me read about poutine with a gun pointed to my head. I could be walking in the park or discovering a cure for cancer, but instead someone is forcing me to read about poutine.
Roger / September 23, 2010 at 10:18 am
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Bonus marks for using the phrase "vaguely mysterious polkaroo of poutine."

Those outside of Ontario likely won't understand the Polka Dot Door reference. :)
rrrrr / January 13, 2011 at 12:49 am
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:-( "save for the squeakiness". Why is it so rare to find the proper cheese curds outside of Quebec?! I just don't get it. And to award a poutine with the wrong kind of cheese as #1 is just WRONG

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