Sex in the City-themed burger joint set to open in the GTA
Tired of lustless greasy spoons? Sexless salads? Frigid fries?
Well, you're in luck. Sort of... "Pink Burger" (warning: turn down your computer's volume before following the link) is coming to Bathurst and Wellington (in Aurora) and promises to be "more than just a piece of meat." A good thing too; I hate when I go out to eat and all I get is food.
Pink Burger promises to bring the Vogue to the everyday eating experience with "Diamond Girl" martinis and salads named after the four Sex and the City characters. (I bet the "Samantha" one is super-easy to digest).
A "Mr.Big" spiked shake is also on the menu, because milk products are best enjoyed when paired with subtle sexual allusions.
Pink Burger is set to open September 15. Oh, and just to be clear, this is not a joke.