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Are you ready for the Rapture, Toronto?

Posted by Lauren Souch / May 20, 2011

Judgment Day May 21 RaptureIt's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Maybe that's because I don't actually believe all this hoopla surrounding the supposedly upcoming Rapture on Saturday — for those that haven't heard, Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio is predicting the apocalypse will begin at precisely 6 p.m. on May 21, a.k.a. Judgement Day with a wave of earthquakes. Six months later, those of us left behind will be worm food.

Camping (and Family Radio) certainly are spending a lot of money promoting this theory — I first noticed ads in the TTC warning about Judgement Day pop up a couple weeks before Easter, and soon after I started to notice billboards scattered across the city as well.

"THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT!" the posters scream, but just so we're clear, Camping also predicted the world would end in 1994 and last time I checked, we're still here. (I read somewhere he chalks it up to a math error, but swears he has it right this time).

Right or wrong, as this year's predicted doomsday draws near, the Internet is on fire with commentary — mostly sarcastic, some serious — and Toronto is no exception.

Let's take a look at some of what's out there.

If you're worried about the upcoming Rapture, have no fear — Craigslist has got you covered. Have a pet that might be left behind? Well, there's more than one friendly Torontonian whose offering to take care of all furry friends in the event their owners join their maker on Saturday, for a small, pre-paid fee, of course.

Rapture Pet Care TorontoThere's also a few people who are true saints — these folk are willing to take all your worldly possessions off your hands for free!

Rapture CragslistOne man has even turned to Craigslist looking for a last-minute, last-ever hookup.

Rapture Hook upAnd of course, what would an apocalypse be without a post-apocalyptic party? Rapture parties are springing up around the globe — so we turned to Twitter to find out what kind of plans Toronto has for the big day.

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So, since today is slated to be the last night on Earth - before we either ascend to heaven or are damned for all eternity - how are you planning on spending it?

Photo by virginiawoolf on Flickr

Discussion

34 Comments

Les / May 20, 2011 at 09:11 am
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This BETTER happen, i've been preparing my whole life! Got a wicked bottle cap collection because I know in the post apocalyptic wasteland that will be the new form of currency, a dune buggy because we know when it all ends the world becomes covered in sand and some kick ass leather shoulder pads with spikes. I'll get a group of diverse but equally perpared individuals, drive up to city hall and declare the downtown core as the republic of El Toro. We'll contrcut a thunderdome like arena where Nathan Phillips Square is.
qwerty / May 20, 2011 at 09:14 am
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I hope this rapture means the end of twitter and craigslist.
Sean / May 20, 2011 at 09:27 am
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Since we all are going to die tomorrow, do any ridiculously attractive females who would otherwise not want to sleep with me feel like getting up to something risqué tonight?
Brandon / May 20, 2011 at 09:27 am
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Sweet, I'll be rocking out to the Arctic Monkeys tomorrow night. Can't think of a better way to face the end of times!
RobertB / May 20, 2011 at 09:37 am
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Damn! I really hope this comes to pass. I've got a reservation on a front row seat to watch and applaud as all those right wing loony toon evangelical wing nuts levitate naked into the ether.
Aaron / May 20, 2011 at 09:39 am
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I'll eb waiting for people to ascend to heaven, so I can take their shit and laugh at their journals.
the lemur / May 20, 2011 at 10:19 am
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'Judgment' day, eh? I'll have no truck with a belief system that spells it that way!

The Bible Guarantees It! Except for the part where it says 'no man shall know the day or the hour' or whatever it is.

What's the silhouetted figure doing in the poster? Is he praying or are they trying to tell us to make sure we go to the bathroom before the, uh, trip?

5:30-7 pm PST? Wow, Family Radio! Thanks for thinking of which time zone we're in!
Stefan / May 20, 2011 at 10:21 am
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I will be hedging my bets by praying to the Vatican five times per day while renouncing all my worldly goods and marrying five people at the same time.
Alessandro / May 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
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Why are you wasting your e-space with this rubbish?
Bob But Not Doug / May 20, 2011 at 10:30 am
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This nonsense reminds me of the "angel" episode of the Simpsons.
blarg replying to a comment from Bob But Not Doug / May 20, 2011 at 10:34 am
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Yes! No one will be coming back from cottage country. I wonder if Jesus accepts last minute converts. I hope he does..
Ryan L. / May 20, 2011 at 10:38 am
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And here I thought the rain was going to be the only thing ruining a nice weekend.
Mike W / May 20, 2011 at 10:38 am
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Wow, given the gullibility in the <a href="http://www.blogto.com/city/2011/05/jarvis_bike_lanes_next_on_the_chopping_block/#comment-1066760";>Jarvis bike lanes being removed</a> I'm surprised more people aren't falling for this rapture nonsense.
Raptured / May 20, 2011 at 10:39 am
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remember to wear clean underwear!
Jacob / May 20, 2011 at 10:54 am
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Wow, the Bible "guarantees" it.

Can we hold it to that?
NotGoing replying to a comment from the lemur / May 20, 2011 at 11:08 am
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He must be having a bowel movement. I have it on good authority there aren't any toilets up there. An eternity is a long time to be bunching it.
mike in parkdale / May 20, 2011 at 11:28 am
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wait..... didn't the bible also say that "“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father"

yep - Matthew 24:36

I'm going to Party like it's 1999


Paul / May 20, 2011 at 11:37 am
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According to Revelations, only 144,000 Jewish male virgins will be raptured. I'll take my chances with the earthquakes and seas of fire, thank you.
Paul / May 20, 2011 at 11:37 am
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According to Revelations, only 144,000 Jewish male virgins will be raptured. I'll take my chances with the earthquakes and seas of fire, thank you.
Xavier / May 20, 2011 at 11:45 am
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Does anyone know which timezone the good pastor was referring to? I need to know how to plan my day tomorrow
Sean replying to a comment from Xavier / May 20, 2011 at 11:55 am
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In five minutes you can cross all of Australia's time zones off the list because everyone there still seems to be alive.
Chubby / May 20, 2011 at 11:57 am
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A world wide earthquake makes absolutely zero scientific sense.
Sean replying to a comment from Chubby / May 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm
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You're so silly.

Do you think people like this worry themselves with science?
Sky / May 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm
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It is 6pm est? I need to know so i can schedule it in.
JesusDiedForYOU / May 20, 2011 at 12:20 pm
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You all won't be laughing when you're burning in hellfire for eternity. Repent your sins NOW before its too late. God bless and I will pray for your souls.
lol / May 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm
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I want to schedule in a orgy with a bunch of hookers from down town, right before we bite it. So knowing when this will happen, will make this easier for me.
Sean replying to a comment from lol / May 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm
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Plus, you will not have to pay them since we are all going to die anyway.
Jacob replying to a comment from JesusDiedForYOU / May 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm
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I know NOW has some extreme viewpoints, but I wouldn't go as far as calling them sinners.
Frank de Fabulous / May 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm
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I'll be at Tim Horton's with a large double-double and a honey cruller.
Becky / May 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm
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I find it suspicious that a lot of these rapture folks have earthly plans for Sunday.
Not Going replying to a comment from JesusDiedForYOU / May 20, 2011 at 12:50 pm
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Wishing JesusDiedForYOU a splendid rapture. See you Sunday.
pops / May 20, 2011 at 01:02 pm
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FYI, just spoke with my God and he says it's all bullshit. except for the part about the unicorns coming down from the Muskokas. that part's legit, apparently.
Sky / May 20, 2011 at 06:56 pm
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Well if it really goes down... I'm gonna fill my tub up with chocolate milk. Bathe in that while eating all the cakes and donuts i can possibly find and pass out in my chocolate heaven.

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