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TTC Sleeper gets the Photoshop Treatment

Posted by Jerrold Litwinenko / January 25, 2010

ttc sleeper photoshopWhile the sleeping TTC worker fiasco has mostly boiled over now, there's still plenty of residual fun being had in Photoshop and online. One "photochop" enthusiast has been particularly busy (definitely not while at work though, right?!). Another imagines that the sleeper wasn't all that thrilled by Avatar 3D.

Over the course of the weekend, the now famous fare collector, George Robitaille, spoke to the media. But before apologizing, he also made it clear that we, the people, need to keep our priorities in check. I hate to break it to you, George, but nothing stops senseless, juvenile fun with computers. Not even the disaster in Haiti.

As the transit story that's taken the city by storm unfolds, more and more fodder is available to the photo manipulating masses. I've collected and shared a few of the funnier ones here, and suspect that many more are still to surface in the coming days.

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Many more TTC Sleeper photoshopperies are viewable filtered for "ttcsleeper" on Twicsy.

Photochops by wheniwas19, @keadin, @LenCervantes, @mart3ll, @newfiejobber, @markswi, mondoville, hame.ca, and anonymous emailer.

Discussion

49 Comments

Robin Sharp / January 25, 2010 at 10:20 am
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Hilarious. Can't believe I've missed this scandal.
mr hate / January 25, 2010 at 10:29 am
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Thanks for your non-apology.
And for your lame on meds excuse.
And thanks TTC for parading out something he did 14 years ago as proof he's a stellar employee.
TTC=TakeThemCatnaps / January 25, 2010 at 10:39 am
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It's extremely sad...if it wasn't so damn funny! :D
Kwil / January 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
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Oh my. These are great :)
JM / January 25, 2010 at 11:27 am
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This one is my favourite!

http://files.posterous.com/dailystream/wdgaqHaccBFHoEaxqbCGzFwtHoApyqlrAvjfqjrIHmHbzweBJFhgjfGDGtlC/media_https3amazonaws_vBkJA.jpg.scaled500.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&;Expires=1264436874&Signature=NjHjK3N8bzL%2F5hDgAT4gGfScyZQ%3D
hugh / January 25, 2010 at 11:30 am
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My avatar audience pic is the first one. in case credits matter.

@wheniwas19
Jeremy / January 25, 2010 at 11:31 am
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"God Bless the union" indeed.
Jo / January 25, 2010 at 11:42 am
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I (for one) am pretty pleased about this event since it provided me with my Number One reason ride a bike in Toronto!
(CAUTION: Contains abit Union-Bashing !)
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http://thumbshift.wordpress.com/2010/01/22/1st-reason-to-ride/
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Jo
Randy / January 25, 2010 at 12:01 pm
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On second glance, the first sleeping fare collector (older guy with moustache) looks a lot like a streetcar driver I reported a few years ago for inappropriate behaviour. This driver was on Queen Street, and stopped for five minutes (during morning rush hour, no less) to "chat" with another streetcar driver who also stopped going the opposite direction. As riders grew impatient, the mustachioed driver bragged to his buddy about "nailing a chick" he picked up the night before. He went on in exacting detail about what they did, etc., while a teacher and a bunch of little kids were just behind him. Charming! Maybe this was his demotion?
Hamish Grant / January 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
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http://realitymouse.com/2ribe/creation.jpg

Sorry.
swellman / January 25, 2010 at 12:12 pm
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There's a bunch of there here - http://dailystream.mondoville.com/tag/ttzzzzzzzgate
Syncros / January 25, 2010 at 12:16 pm
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LOL at these. Hamish's are great. Asleep at the wheel indeed!
mick / January 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm
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i know the TTC driver has to be mortified by now, but I hope he can also appreciate the humour in all this. TOO FUNNY!
unionSucks / January 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm
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The blow-job one is perfect! Best of all, done by one of my coworkers LOL. He also did comparison TTC-SleepBag and Lemmy from Motorhead. Just pure awesomeness:

http://dailystream.mondoville.com/ttc-picture-1

http://dailystream.mondoville.com/ttc-picture
jack / January 25, 2010 at 12:55 pm
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if he was in the US, he would have been invited to talk shows, write a book, tv commerical contracts, a role in movies
Randy / January 25, 2010 at 01:00 pm
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Considering the TTC's less than professional reactions to the sleeping booth money photos ("Why didn't you knock on the glass to see if this ticket collector was in medical difficulty, Joe Public?" instead of "We will investigate the situation and determine if disciplinary actions should be taken”), my fear is that Rip Van Winkle will claim to be so “traumatized” by all the media and public scrutiny that he will go on disability… and we, the public, will now be paying for him to stay and home and go beddy-by.
JJ / January 25, 2010 at 01:43 pm
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Hilarious!
TTC replying to a comment from mr hate / January 25, 2010 at 02:16 pm
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Good job there aren't any collectors that really have medical conditions where meds are needed...oh wait...
michael / January 25, 2010 at 02:20 pm
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id really like to see more shaming of the second individual, personally, because i filed a complaint about him sleeping on the job back in october, and obviously nothing has been done about it.

my action to him being asleep, by the way, was to knock on the window..his response? not so friendly.

still waiting to hear back from the ttc's complaints/compliments department regarding what intial consequences were handed following my first complaint.
Colin replying to a comment from Randy / January 25, 2010 at 02:42 pm
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Crap. Randy's right. I bet in a month's time this dude will be collecting a disability cheque and sleeping on his couch at home.

On the plus side, at least he won't miss anyone jumping the turnstile there.

All kissing aside, he's a public employee. He, the TTC brass, and the union all need to be more contrite. Apologize. Say "oops, we f'ed up" and we'll all move on. The more you try to rationalize this incident the angrier people will get.
Matt Cave / January 25, 2010 at 03:05 pm
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Whilst a lot of the pics are quite funny, does this really qualify as arts or news coverage? Seems like unashamedly putting the boot in to me...
Rob / January 25, 2010 at 05:25 pm
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I have emailed Adam Giambrone a number of times regarding TTC complaints, and will give credit where credit is due: he did address the issues (none involved sleepy collectors). He can be contacted through his website at www.adamgiambrone.ca

Is he part of the overall problem? Absolutely. Is Giambrone the sole source of the problem? No, the union is. As long as Giambrone caters to union thugs, service will decline. His political leanings prevent him from getting tough on them, which is why a business person needs to run the TTC like a business, and the first order is to make it an essencial service with the province (no more strikes!), and to freeze wages, or implement layoffs... worker choice. I think if TTC employees has no other choice but unemployment, they'd shut up and take a wage freeze or cut.

Enough of the unions bullying Torontonians!
Ashleigh replying to a comment from Rob / January 25, 2010 at 08:33 pm
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Diddo. Exactly what Rob said.
Until then, I ride my bike.
katdog replying to a comment from mr hate / January 25, 2010 at 09:01 pm
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your an idiot
Matt Cave replying to a comment from katdog / January 25, 2010 at 10:53 pm
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I totally agree with you're comment, but you might wanna learn to use an apo'strophe before calling someone an idiot.
Oliver replying to a comment from Matt Cave / January 25, 2010 at 11:27 pm
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"I totally agree with you're comment, but you might wanna learn to use an apo'strophe before calling someone an idiot."

"learn to use an apo'strophe"

"apo'strophe"

wat
Dave9845 / January 26, 2010 at 12:54 am
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To be honest, I like using the TTC. It just seems like every day it's something to get under my skin.

Tonight for example... On the 116 Express. The driver decides to stop at the Tim Horton's. This has happened before. But the thing that pisses me off is the Tim Horton's is less than 1 minute away from Kennedy Station. While everyone is sitting there waiting for him to come back, we can pretty much see the station. And this is suppose to be an express bus?
G / January 26, 2010 at 08:54 am
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...novice on this blog thing (no comments)... but I am so disappointed with the treatment my six year old son and I had this morning at TTC! ...that I needed to get it out of my system! Most of us have gone through those days that we say ‘I can’t believe this!'...and most of us keep going with our day trying to forget that for a couple of minutes we felt vulnerable at the hostility of a rude person… especially with TTC drivers! I am sure that if we read TTC’s Policies and Procedures there must be a point in regards customer service (the saddest part is TTC Execs think they provide satisfactory customer service - great sense of humor) well: TTC does not! This morning the driver of the 161 bus at Ossington Sbwy Stn - 7:17am was extremely unprofessional, his body language was offensive and his lack of customer service skills very unhealthy. I only asked politely at what time the bus was departing the station… the subsequent conversation is truly appalling…from ‘Whaaaat?’ to ‘Why do you wanna know?’ to.. ‘… the bus will leave when it is suppose to leave’… to ‘… in ten minutes’ … legs wide open and his foot raised and resting below the steering wheel (passengers get fines for this behavior), playing with either an Ipod or one of those (as I mentioned I am low tech)… The only thing I know that for those couple of minutes I felt extremely insulted, helpless and in disbelief about being treated like an idiot! when the whole purpose was only to obtain information...just to find out the bus schedule…. ‘Dumb me thinking that TTC is governed by a schedule!’… now we know… TTC aside of increasing fares, it also provides weak service! And the nerve to announce an increase of buses at busy routes (right! Why don’t you see us packed like sardines at those peak hours!) I am truly sick and tired of this!

… Last week at ‘Tonight’s’ magazine an article about TTC mentioned the talks of creating a Coalision to protect passangers against TTC monopoly … I would be interested in obtaining more information about that … Thank you all… hope you have a decent TTC ride.
agentsmith / January 26, 2010 at 12:09 pm
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He's right, you know... we're all jerks for giving him grief about sleeping on the job when there's people dying in Haiti. What heartless bastards we are.

Notice that the statement from the union last week about how they were upset that no one checked to make sure he wasn't in medical distress was basically a set-up for his "I'm on medication" excuse. Much as I hate to encourage disability claims, if you can't stay awake at work, then perhaps you shouldn't be working.
Alex Dekker replying to a comment from Jason / January 26, 2010 at 03:34 pm
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LOL That is the best one I have seen!!!

Wow, just brilliant :)
Daniel ............ Toronto / January 26, 2010 at 04:15 pm
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Trying to make a comment about this sleeping TTC collector, he need to be awake or lose his job.

Daniel ....... Toronto
Daniel ............ Toronto / January 26, 2010 at 04:23 pm
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Ok so no pics but I still think Adam G. doesn't have a chance to become our new mayor. There's too many problems with the TTC already.

Daniel ............ Toronto
Daniel ............ Toronto / January 26, 2010 at 04:24 pm
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Ok so no pics but I still think Adam G. doesn't have a chance to become our new mayor. There's too many problems with the TTC already.

Daniel ............ Toronto
Daniel ............ Toronto / January 26, 2010 at 04:25 pm
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Ok so no pics but I still think Adam G. doesn't have a chance to become our new mayor. There's too many problems with the TTC already.

Daniel ............ Toronto
Randy replying to a comment from G / January 26, 2010 at 04:28 pm
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Hi G,


I sympathize with your experience. Unfortunately, for all the good TTC employees out there – and they do exist – there are an equal number of rude, crude apples. I’ll never forget one Queen streetcar driver about two years’ ago, who somehow hit the trifecta: sexist, rude, AND racist.


Within a few minutes, the driver made glaring, lewed, and sexist remarks to a young woman, then mocked her intelligence (she was perhaps 16 or 17). A few stops later, the driver mocked a young black man (I believe he was visiting from Nigeria) who was incredibly polite. All the young guy did was ask a few simple directions, and the streetcar driver started mimicking him (“aping” him, if you want to get specific, and made fun of his accent!) At that point, an older woman shouted “That’s enough!” and told the young man how to get to his destination. I wrote down all the details, including time, streetcar number and route, and reported it to Adam Giambrone.


That said, there ARE some decent drivers, but when they are bad, they are incredibly bad!
Daniel ............ Toronto / January 26, 2010 at 04:41 pm
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Love the photoshop stuff just fabulous. Keep it up.

Daniel ........ Toronto
Rob / January 26, 2010 at 04:53 pm
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Hi G,

I sympathize with your experience. Unfortunately, for all the good TTC employees out there – and they do exist – there are an equal number of rude, crude apples. I’ll never forget one Queen streetcar driver about two years’ ago, who somehow hit the trifecta: sexist, rude, AND racist.

Within a few minutes, the driver made glaring, lewed, and sexist remarks to a young woman, then mocked her intelligence (she was perhaps 16 or 17). A few stops later, the driver mocked a young black man (I believe he was visiting from Nigeria) who was incredibly polite. All the young guy did was ask a few simple directions, and the streetcar driver started mimicking him (“aping” him, if you want to get specific, and made fun of his accent!) At that point, an older woman shouted “That’s enough!” and told the young man how to get to his destination. I wrote down all the details, including time, streetcar number and route, and reported it to Adam Giambrone.

That said, there ARE some decent drivers, but when they are bad, they are incredibly bad!


dude replying to a comment from Robin Sharp / January 27, 2010 at 12:03 am
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Yeah, like none of you have ever accidentally nodded off at your desk for a brief moment... The guy's locked in a closet for 10 hrs a day, how do you not pass out??!!
Peter / January 27, 2010 at 10:20 pm
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These guys make 6 figures a year (over $100,000)
Peter replying to a comment from dude / January 27, 2010 at 10:22 pm
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by making over 100,000 a year
Matt Cave replying to a comment from Peter / January 27, 2010 at 10:26 pm
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I've heard a couple of people suggest those sort of salary figures. Do you have a source for that info that you can share?
Randy replying to a comment from Peter / January 28, 2010 at 10:27 pm
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Umm... the booth collector's job is also to STAY ALERT AND MONITOR those little closed-circuit TVs trained at points in the system. You know, the cameras that are in place to make sure no one is valdalizing the TTC, assaulting or mugging someone, things like that!


There is no excuse for this lardass to fall asleep. None.
Randy replying to a comment from Peter / January 28, 2010 at 10:33 pm
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Umm... the booth collector's job is also to STAY ALERT AND MONITOR those little closed-circuit TVs trained at points in the system. You know, the cameras that are in place to make sure no one is valdalizing the TTC, assaulting or mugging someone, things like that!


There is no excuse for this lardass to fall asleep. None.
KM replying to a comment from Matt Cave / January 29, 2010 at 09:27 am
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Actually I used to work for Rev Can and the estimated gross payroll for the executive staff of the TTC was over $100,000,000.00 for the year and that was at least 10 years ago...can you imagine what it is now...
dfdfffdfd / February 1, 2010 at 09:24 am
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Here in Canada, they don't have really scandals haahahaha
TTC_Rider replying to a comment from Robin Sharp / February 6, 2010 at 05:46 pm
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Wow! It's hard to believe that the majority of all this hostility stems from the fact that you all hate what you do for a living. A hint of jealousy maybe also?
I've taken the TTC for over 30 years and I will admit that the service has changed but what has changed drastically is the public's lack of respect for the people we entrust to get us to our destinations safely. Now this has opened up a can of worms for every idiot in the city that has a cell phone to take pictures of everyone hoping to get their 15 seconds of fame. You're all morons for fueling this fire and using it as an excuse to vent. What about City Hall wasting your stealing your hard earned money? What about the constant hikes in property taxes? How about those city construction crews? Gee, one guy digs a hole and 4 white helmets stand and oversee what he's doing. I'm sure the guy with the shovel isn't making nearly as much as the 4 supervisors doing nothing. And what about our irresponsible media? Now here are people casing stones galore with no penalty. Ruining people's lives for the sake of ratings. We never complain about how they invade people's privacy and claim to just be reporting the news. Sometimes what you read and the things you see are not exactly what they seem. Grow up people. What other major city provides as good a service as our own TTC? None! You are all spoiled and this is the bigger issue. I am ashamed to be part of the general public in this city. It's obvious that even though we have many highly educated people living here, many of them are self centered, immature morons. I would invite any of you idiots to deal with people like yourselves on a daily basis. This may explain why TTC drivers are paid so well.
John / June 23, 2010 at 03:41 pm
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@ TTC_Rider

You are correct. We should grovel before the employees, nay - heroes that are the TTC. Next time make it less obvious you work for the TTC and like all government positions, you power trip like its your job.

No one would take this job of 100000$ + to sit in a box and do a minimum wage job.
Suzie / December 31, 2010 at 11:02 am
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A sad reminder that we as a society need to show reserved judgement when it comes to the media's dissemination of the news.

This tollbooth collector died of a stroke last month. The story of his death was not nearly as publicized as this story--which we can now tragically come to understand was a sign of his declining health rather than laziness. Sad...

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