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Target: the Canadian Broadcasting Centre
Acccording to the latest reports, the CBC Canadian Broadcasting Centre was another one of the targets that arrested terrorists plotted to "capture". Apparently the plan was to storm the building.
There are 10 floors above ground at the CBC-CBC and each one is the size of four Canadian football fields. Furthermore, every one of those floors is so much of a psychotic grey and blue maze of hallways that even regular employees get lost on their way back from the bathroom.
Storm at your own risk.. you may get in, but you won't find what you're looking for... and sure as hell aren't likely to find a way out.


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The problem with that method is the exceptions, of which there are many.
Myself, I allow for an extra 10 minutes of hunting for every appointment I have at a location with which I am not familiar.
Left with little choice, I hiked down ten flights of stairs to find an exit door marked "DO NOT OPEN EXCEPT IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - ALARM WILL SOUND".
Not wanting to push my luck, I hiked back up two floors (entry to the lobby level seemed non-existent) before repeating this folly on two more staircases.
I finally found a functioning elevator that took me down to the first floor, but found myself still encased within the innards of CBC, as the door to the external (lobby) area proved locked with the same dire warning.
Frustrated, I said "fuck it" and tryed to open the door anyway. It remained locked - all I succeeded in doing was setting off the aforementioned alarm.
I was trapped in a 20 metre corridor with a elevator that would only go up, several locked doors and a glass door peering out to the lobby area that was now emitted a violently loud alarm.
I wouldn't go so far as to say panic set in, it was more like frustration at my complete and total failure to simply leave a building. I had visions of being detained by CBC security and wondered if their uniforms have Canadian content requirements.
I wondered what would happen in the case of a real emergency - smoke filling the building, panic, people running, only to find themselves finally able to escape, except that the glass door to freedom is really little more than an elaborate (and loud) door bell for security.
One or two minutes after setting off the alarm the door magically opened, some benevolent security officer in a far off room deemed me fit for release and I was free, only to discover what would be the first of two parking tickets that day.