Maybe He's Born with it...
... maybe it's Maybelline.
I'm not hear here to break the news of Stephen Harper's victory. Certainly you've heard those ominous bells tolling already. I just have a very frivolous question.
(Which did not even originally come from me, but from my 60-year-old mother who can't bear to watch Harper speak on tv...)
Who the hell does Harper's make-up? C'mon, seriously. As I watch him address the country, I can't fight off the vision of him in drag (which I'm beginning to think he'd be brilliant at -- no?). Is it the crooked dark eyeliner he sports for the cameras? Or is it that dark rougey shade of lipstick that adds colour to a face usually so void of it?
Mr P.M.: You are the man of the hour - whether we like it or not. You've got the cash (and soon, our cash)... so please, hire a professional and stop doing the nasty job yourself.







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Lovely to see some spirited criticism of our new PM.
It might even have legs if Paul Martin didn't look 18 months removed from gastric bypass surgery with his wobbly chin and Jack Layton didn't look like a reformed porn star from the early 70's.
Nice idea though.