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Rasputin Vodka Bar

Photo: Eugen Sakhnenko

Posted by Eugen Sakhenko / July 17, 2009

Remember in Sex & The City when Samantha Jones makes Smith Jerrod, her young piece of manmeat, the "Absolut Hunk" - the naked model in an Absolut vodka ad? He's not sure it's doing anything for his acting career until a bunch of smitten gay men recognize him in a bar. "First come the gays," explains Samantha, "then the girls, then the industry!"

I mention it to make a simile. I went to Rasputin Vodka Bar the other day and the first two customers were me and an artsy-looking fellow in black-rimmed glasses and blazer who also wanted to quiz the bartender on the drinks list, the hours, and the kind of crowd the bar attracts. First come the bloggers, I thought to myself. This must be a sign that this bar is about to explode in popularity.

Of course, Rasputin Vodka Bar is no mere starlet. Like Smith Jerrod, Rasputin has all the right kind of aesthetics behind the vodka, and has already been attracting crowds of professionals out to impress and young people out to party since it opened in 2008. ("More of a clubbing crowd," the bartender tells the gentleman in glasses.)

A deceptively small-looking space from the street, you could almost miss it but for the giant "Stoli" scrawled across the window. Inside, the bar unfolds with plenty of space to bend at the elbows, from the dark, elegant bar at the front to the rather stately lounge area at the back. There's a patrician feel to the velvety stuffed armchairs and button-tufted damask sofas, but the upright piano and crowded gallery of dour-looking portraits lend the homier, more gregarious feel you might expect of a Slavic watering hole.

On Friday and Saturday nights, a live DJ spins and things get gregarious indeed. During the week, it's Happy Hour until 11pm with $3 drinks from the bar rail and $5.99 martinis. There's a menu of cheese and meat platters, olives, herrings, and other deli-style fare to suit the dozens and dozens of available vodkas. If you can't choose one, the "Vodka Testing" option on the menu includes 3 shots of vodka served with Russian rye and pickles.

Bottle service is available for those with $160-$200 to spend and a liver that just won't quit. On Saturdays, the price is lower, in the $110-$150 range. This might be a good choice for a large group, which Rasputin happily accepts. There's a slightly more sophisticated menu for groups of six or more as well, but it must be ordered in advance by calling the bar or visiting their website.

The bar's theme is nothing if not thorough, with serving staff decked out in Soviet army caps and a life-size poster of Rasputin, the man himself, greeting you at the front door (with a pair of... giant metal testicles?) Get the full experience yourself, now, before word gets out on the blogosphere and there's nowhere left to sit down.

Writing by Jessica McGann

Additional Details

Beers on Tap:
Steam Whistle, Wellington Pale Ale
Signature Drink:
Vodka testing
Bar Snacks:
Cheese, meat platters, olives, herrings, and other deli-style fare
Patio:
No
Music/Genre:
Top 40, Contemporary
Live Music:
No
Who Goes There:
Clubbers, young professionals, bon-viveurs with something to celebrate
Hours:
Tues-Fri: 6pm-2am. Saturday: 7pm-2am. Sunday: closed.

Discussion

11 Comments

Galdova / July 11, 2009 at 11:54 AM
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great drinks, amazing atmosphere!

Rob / July 17, 2009 at 1:31 PM
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Similar to Pravda but without all the hassles (huge lineups, no room to breathe, etc.)...and cheaper!

eric / July 17, 2009 at 2:01 PM
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Pravda a few years ago maybe, but Pravda now is now packed to the tits with douchebags. Nice to see an east end pick and a quality one at that. For a high caliber vodka bar without the douche crowd I highly recommend this place.

Christopher / July 17, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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There's a party held here (monthly?) called Unleashed in the East that rules... when I was there the DJ played Kyuss and it slayed.

West / July 17, 2009 at 3:31 PM
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I don't think i'll be Russian to this place anytime soon.

eric / July 17, 2009 at 3:35 PM
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I prefer:

"Quit Stalin and get Russian"

Ahem.

Awesome Andy / July 17, 2009 at 3:39 PM
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I prefer beer.

Mark / July 17, 2009 at 9:24 PM
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I've been here. It's a pretty nice place. The only thing i hate are the flat screens by the bar. Seriously, unless it's a sports bar TVs totally kill the vibe. Am i right???

Anon / July 18, 2009 at 7:22 PM
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"The bar's theme is nothing if not thorough, with serving staff decked out in Soviet army caps and a life-size poster of Rasputin"

Thorough and with only slight chronology problems!

Robin / July 20, 2009 at 11:20 AM
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We were just here this Sat... the atmosphere is great and I liked the DJ. I protest the size of the drinks, though. It's not that they're overpriced for the urban setting - but the tiny ounce-by-ounce measurements were pretty underwhelming considering the expenditure.

Nina In replying to a comment from Robin / August 7, 2009 at 11:13 AM
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Well...if one wants to hold a liquoir licence must mesure the drinks. Tell the LCBO how do you feel, I will suport you, since I am eastern european- where a small drink is 2 oz and you can drink 24/7!!!

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