Despite what we all thought...

John Olerud is Not Retarded

Yes, despite popular belief it's true.

While perusing through Myspace profiles (dear lord, shoot me where I stand), I noticed someone had John Olerud in his top contact list. He looks kinda funny, and the picture was an old baseball card, so I figured it might be fun to see what the guy's been up to.

Jesus Christ, what did I get myself into?

Someone's been hijacking the good names of Toronto's greatest baseball personalities and making Myspace page mockeries of them! Not that I really give a damn, but it's fun nonetheless. You'll learn a lot of interesting facts like how much frozen juice Roberto Alomar drinks, that Dave Steib likes Jesse Barfield (I mean in that way), and that Tom Henke is a pompous self-centered asshole.


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