The Breakfast Ball. EAT IT.

Because the most important meal of the day deserves to had twice.

DJ: John Caffery

Commentator: Mother Tko Monroe

What are you gonna put on your plate?

1. Bizarre: Scary Dairy

Has your milk gone sour? Is your yogurt absolutely parfait? Will you make our cheese melt with fear?

2. Face: Creme Fresh

Show us your freshest morning face, meaning no make up or at least the appearance of no makeup. Did you really wake up like this?

3. Fag Out: Fruit Cup

Bananas, oranges and berries - oh my. Are you the fruitiest salad on the table?

4. Runway: Pancakes or Crepes?

Bring it in your downhome all-American, or blow us away with a little European je ne sais quoi. Make us melt our butter.

5. Body: Milk

Whether youre 2, homo, or skim, it does a body good. In your finest milk mustache, serve us all that body-ody-ody.

6. Best Dressed: Bottomless Coffee

Dress to impress in at least one coffee-hued garment - cafe au lait, mocha or espresso. Can you perk us up?

7. Performance: Eggs

Scrambled, over-easy, sunny side up. Show us how you fry the runway and poach your opponents.

8. Secret Category: Chef's Special

To be revealed at the table.