Did you know that I love the "THE PRATT" sign in Unlovable more than some members of my immediate family? Also, it's unofficial official namesake Nicolas Pilaprat. That is why you should stand under it and enjoy Josh "Consistently Positive" Chong and I hucking marble slabs of techno and house towards your beautiful, defenceless bodies. It's gonna be really good to be honest.

I'm bringing this night back from 2011 when everyone rode those miniature folding bikes and Jagermeister wasn't just a beverage, but a fashion choice. Before Nicolas joined and we started doing SOIRE, I was alone doing RHUMBA constantly craving cigarettes and dressing like a suburban lesbian.

NXNE TAKE A HIKE YOU HONKYS ONE YEAR AWAY FROM CREATING A KICKSTARTER COME MEET MY COOL FRIENDS INSTEAD