Punk Motherfucking New Years with The Bunchofuckingoofs, Corpusse, Adaptive Reaction, Officer Down Syndrome and Satoshi Nagasaki!
Fuck $25 covers, flat champagne and DJs playing the same bullshit. This New Years, come see some blistering Toronto hardcore, electropunk and pure fucking art with cheap beer, vigilantes and an assault on your ear holes that will leave you wondering if the truck that hit you said '2015' on it!
About the bands, in case ya don't know:
CORPUSSE has been making Toronto uncomfortable and slightly aroused for decades now. He will give you dreams and nightmares, under his spell, you will laugh, cry and hurl. Intimate, terrifying, tender and truly unique, CORPUSSE is a Toronto original. He WILL make you rock.
Did you know these motherfuckers have been around for 31 years and that Steve is the fucking King of Toronto?
Well now you know.
They don't make punk rock like this anymore. It's the 80's on steroids. The purest, dirtiest, most authentic punk rock alive.
Electro fucking punk. We weren't sure if it'd be met with open arms or boots to our skulls but lo we exist, a shit fuck tonne of tours and albums later, foaming at the mouth with a throat-ripping new frontwoman who will chew you up and spit you out.
OFFICER DOWN SYNDROME
What do you get when you cross a 6'8 colossus with shit to say and a bunch of killer musicians to back him up? You get ODS.
A Texas Chainsaw assault to your ears, eyes and sometimes...nose.
From Japan with love, mere words can't describe Satoshi. Tetsuo Iron Man took over the bodies of a glam metal band and is making an erotic appeal for your very soul.
He will rape you with fish, doll parts, Godzilla, dismembered limbs and bullets, and and you will like it.