You are invited to join me for an evening of fun, friends, the musical stylings of DJ Trousers - Johnny Santilly (funk, soul, hip hop, R & B, and Wu Tang), booze, PRIZES, good-natured ribbing I'd imagine, booze, and more, in support of my animal-son Murph's $3770 broken hip surgery.

I'll love ya if you come and I'll love ya if you don't!

I will definitely find you more goodlooking if you come though.

Please feel free to invite your friends and share this around in whatever which way.

The door cover will be $10, with ultra-cheap tickets on prizing, including products from Sony Pictures, Mary Kay Cosmetics, BYOB Cocktail Emporium, and more.

For anyone unable to come that would like to contribute, I've set up a fundraising page here: http://www.gofundme.com/b6os58

Murph, Bobby (his big bro) and I love you, owe you, thank you, very much.