Love sports but hate stats? Do you believe how many times a player appears on TMZ affects their trade value? And do you think traditional sports media doesn't offer the piping hot takes you desire? We've got a trivia for you.

Kobe Poetry is three rousing rounds of eclectic sports trivia. If you and your friends can spend hours arguing about the Top 5 moustaches in baseball but don't give a damn about exactly how many games Cal Ripken played, we want you. If you and your friends understand that Jeff Gillooly was the most important figure at the 1994 Winter Olympics, we want you. And if you think the world of sports is going to hell because everyone's doped up and only in it for the money, we definitely want you.

Put together a team of friends, enjoy the pinball and vintage video games at the Junction's newest hangout, Junction City Music Hall. Hosted by Joshua Kloke (Sports Illustrated, VICE Sports, Sportsnet)