Queer Nerds Unite! Prepare yourself for trouble (and make it double) We're bringing you THE Pokémon themed Drag Show of the year!

"Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKÉMON! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKÉMON! For some people, POKÉMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...I study POKÉMON as a profession. First, what is your name?"

Johto You Better Don’t is a nerdy Pokémon-themed cabaret show, brought to you by the unstable fusion of both Seyoncé Knows and Molly Kewl!

Think memes, themes, and big dreams! Prepare to have your childhood ruined! Poké-ing fun and paying homage to your favourite moments from the video/card games, shows, and movies.

We've caught some of the best Poké-performers in town, maxed them out on rare candies, and, and now we're ready to take on the Elite Four!

Not only do we have a fantastic night of nostalgia and nuisance, but we will be holding a massive COSTUME CONTEST! We want to see your best Pokémon inspired looks... winner(s) will be walking away with some sickening poké-prizes!

Be sure to pack your full restores, and load up on balls! We will see you on the battlefield!