Human Furniture

Human Furniture

A new play by Claire Burns

The Storefront Theatre

955 Bloor Street West

November 13th to the 30th

Tuesdays to Friday 8:00 pm Saturday 2:00pm and 8:00pm

Tickets - $25.00

Advance tickets available @

Master's waiting on a promotion, Slave is downing anxiety pills just to get through the day and Pet's on the brink of anarchy. We join our hopeful heroes on Pet’s anniversary and Master and Slave have planned a great farm themed play party for the occasion replete with hay bales and pony girls but when Master’s boss shows up unexpectantly and a nosy neighbour threatens to unmask our hedonistic heroes and ruin the most important social engagement of the year they must pull out all the stops to protect their kinky way of life. Love, laughter and light whipping ensue.

Human Furniture

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