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Drop Dead Election at The Deplorable Beaver
Join us as we watch the results from the US election come in
from A-L-A-S-K-A all the way to W-Y-O-M-I-N-G.
Do you think Trump'll win? You're talking about the richest family in a small town. It's front page news when one of them takes a shit.
But what about Clinton? She's the prettiest, ya know. Best damn shimmier. The most smartest!
There will be games, contests, Lutefisk and more, all at the Airport Ho-Jo Uh We mean The Beaver on Queen West.
So bring your basket of deplorables for a night that, hopefully, wont make us all cry out loud.
Dont miss it or youll regret it bigly.
See you there!
Rob & Joey