In the beginning God created monkeys. The monkeys were a disorganized, brawling lot, lacking any sort of unifying symbol or belief. Then God created dick and the monkeys saw it was good. Very, VERY good.

Well guess what? The cave man boner cult that turned monkeys into men 500,000 years ago is BACK. But this time with more boners than ever.

The rules are simple:

1. Two players take the stage

2. Players read the title of a Craigslist hookup ad and guess whether it will contain a dick pic

3. Winner cocks, loser walks

4. PRIZE

Successful dickspotters will be rewarded with FABULOUS DICKS AND PRIZES

Unsuccessful dickspotters will be rewarded with garbage that nobody wants

Location: Bovine Sex Club

Admission: $5 before 11, $10 after