They thought it would be safe to hit the gym. Slip on some neon spandex. Pump iron. Do a little Tae Bo. But they didn't realize that their health club was haunted by an evil spirit, and the only cardio they'd be getting is a heart attack - of death! - at the DEATH SPA!

MUHAHAHAHAHA*coughcough* aww damnit.

Yes! It's October and Bad Movie Night Toronto is back with a horror film that will leave you in tears (because of how awful it is). DEATH SPA is chockfull of cheap gore effects, features the most bitchin' 80s fashion imaginable, and has some truly bizarre moments that you'll never be able to forget. Want to see a frozen eel come to life and attack a man's throat? Death Spa has you covered.

Plus: join us before the movie, when we'll be playing one of those super cheesy Hallowe'en sound effects CDs. Nothing builds a spooky atmosphere like a 30-minute track of witches cackling, doors creaking open, and something that I guess is supposed to sound like bones rattling...?

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Doors at 7:30. Movie at 8.

FREE. 19+ event.