March...

everything's been coated in ice..

can you even dream of a time

without cold and snow?

gotta figure out

how to reignite the core

of this cold cold planet

the big giants brains

are working out the equations

in labcoats and hornrims

as the throngs are wandering towards the equator

Assface stockpiles snowballs..

and popsicles

in their ice fortress

just in case.

...

Assface

wandering

the wind swept

desolation

waiting

for the ski-doos

to bring

salvation

...

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious.

Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan Turner, Christopher L. Hedrick, Dana Schiemann, Ted Ludzik, Darin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with Guest'faces Marc Gorcey, Meagan McConnell

Opening:

Bella M. Eurta

and Cynthia Gould

WHEN

Monday, March 4th, 2019

Doors: 8:45pm, Show: 9pm

We have a Monthly Cabaret coming in April - 3rd Thursday of the month!!

WHERE

The Social Capital Theatre Upstage **3RD FLOOR**

154 Danforth Ave @ Broadview

TICKETS

$5 at the door

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and twitter: https://twitter.com/AssfaceImprov