IS THIS IT..? YES. IT'S IT!

Have you ever felt ... patriotic?

Have you ever held a crisp lager in your hands, feeling the condensation against your calloused fingers as you stare up into the big blue Canadian sky? EH BUD?!

Have you ever longed for a simpler time when guitars were the instrument of choice and Jean Chrtien was still PM of our great 10 provinces and 3 territories? EH BUD?!?!?!?

If you answered YES to any of these questions, then you owe it to YOURSELF and your COUNTRY to go to CANADA'S LAST ROCK SHOW!

In the words of the legendary SIR ADOLPHE-BASILE ROUTHIER:

"O, Canada

Our home and native land..."

Presented by the inimitable BAD ACTORS, this event is the OFFICIAL RELEASE PARTY for Actual Water's BRAND NEW, MOLSON 67-DRENCHED FUTURE CLASSIC LP. YOU WILL SEE IT ON SALE FOR 40$ BEHIND THE COUNTER AT SHE SAID BOOM IN 7-9 YEARS

RECORDS WILL BE ON SALE FOR D-I-R-T CHEAP, 2-FOR-1 DEALS....CLASSIC AND CLASSY

10$ cover gets you in and a copy of "CALL 4 FUN" & "The Paisley Orchard"

Playing with the 2/4 Italian-Tongan-Indian-Argentinian-Macedonian-Canadian quartet will be YOUNG GUV, CELLPHONE, and WILD HIGHWAYS.

So come, be YOUNG, bring your PHONE and take the HIGHWAY to the SMILING BUDDAH on JUNE 30th to ring in CANADA DAY with your friends.

HAROLD HOSEIN will be giving us a weather update live at 11:59 P.M.

AFTER THE SHOW... HIT UP NEW SKY FOR SIZZLIN' CHILI CHICKEN, CRISPY SESAME BEEF, GENERAL TAO CHICKEN, STEAMED CHINESE BROCCOLI CANADIAN BROCCOLI IF NO GIRLS ARE AROUND...WHICH WE HOPE THEY ARE!

GUEST LIST THUS FAR INCLUDES: RICK THE TEMP, KEVIN FRANKISH, 2 MEMBERS OF SLOAN, ROBERT DENIRO'S COUSIN JIM, CHIMP SIMPSON, MICHAEL RAULT, THE FRONT OF HOUSE STAFF FROM NEW SKY 353 SPADINA AVE. --- SEE YOU THERE AFTER THE SHOW?!, HAROLD HOSEIN, MEMBERS OF THE VINES, WALTER NG, CHRIS FROM DETROIT EATERY, ETC.