Drake accused of putting raisins in his mac and cheese
Don't let his self-professed love for the finer things in life fool you: If images from the star's 34th birthday party are any indication, he's cool with the idea of eating raisin-infested mac & cheese.
That's right, RAISINS — a food item barely even welcome in oatmeal cookies, let alone a cheesy pasta dish.
And yet, leaked images from Drizzy's Friday night soiree at Nobu in L.A. show that guests at his birthday party could order just that: Mac n Cheese with sun-dried tomatoes, capers, raisins and parsley.
I’m sorry but this is how you know drake is only half black, Mac and cheese with sun dried tomatoes capers and raisins? pic.twitter.com/fw6ODhZ2rf— Ken (@kennmndz) October 25, 2020
Fans and foes alike are universally disgusted by the vile-sounding dish, which may or may not have actually even existed.
Hear me out: The ingredients listed for Drake's extra-chewy mac & cheese are the exact same as those listed for another menu item directly above (grilled cauliflower.)
You'd be far more likely to find sun-dried tomatoes, capers, parsley and raisins on grilled cauliflower at a restaurant than you would on mac & cheese (though I doubt anyone would order either.)
Champagne Papi hasn't publicly commented on the matter, as he is an incredibly wealthy and famous person with better things to do, but some Drake stans have pointed out that the weird food combo was likely the result of a copy-paste error.
how r u gonna openly admit that u like drake after the mf said “i want the mac and cheese to have raisins. this is acceptable” pic.twitter.com/hHjBRUbjtx— chocolate swirl hancake (@bowserstanacct) October 25, 2020
"I think someone copied and pasted the garnish from the cauliflower and forgot to change it for the mac and cheese," wrote one observer under a now-viral image of Drake's birthday menu.
"Honestly, my man needs a better graphic designer," wrote another. "It's a typo in a sea of bad font/alignment/ordering decisions."
But even if the raisin mac & cheese only ever existed on paper (and we're not yet ruling out the possibility that someone actually cooked this abomination,) Drake's birthday menu had many other weak points.
"The man is serving salads for his bday and ur upset about the mac n cheese," wrote one Twitter user. "There are multiple flags on the play."
Menu as his kitchen: basic, TACKY & full of hidiously bad ideas. The lights are the sundried tomato, raisin, caper & parsley on TWO dishes, the barstools are the poppy seed dressing, the island is the sushi platter, the stove is the steak frites & the fridge is the chicken bolo pic.twitter.com/oDzy0WwRwd— Jen Agg (@TheBlackHoof) October 25, 2020
Of course, many others on Twitter seized the opportunity to make jokes about Drake getting his sense of culinary style from his mom's side of the family.
Some jokingly argued that Drake should be sued by his guests over the offence, or that the raisins are a harbinger of darker things to come: "I know Drake did not have raisins in no damn Mac & Cheese. F**kin serial killer, that's what he is," wrote one Twitter user.
Said another Twitter user most cuttingly: "Drake's music is basically raisins in the Mac and cheese too."
The jokes only get meaner and funnier from there, if you're interested in scrolling for yourself.
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