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GTA Tripping: Hanlan's Point Beach
If you're in the market for penis watching, there's no better place than Toronto Island's Hanlan's Point Beach. Given that I am a hetero-identifying (and sometimes -defending, owing to my neat appearance and pretentious parlance) male adult, the penises on my recent trip there were merely marvels, like picking up a rock in the forest and seeing something wacky crawling underneath.
And boy, were they wacky (not that I was looking, really!). Long-ball Larrys, a few tubby micro-types (why is it always the overweight dudes doubly cursed with the micro penises?), and one or two stallion-like bros flaunting kielbasa numbers that shamed my pants back on. My friends, however, had no shame, as you can see from this week's lead photo. And that's really what Hanlan's is all about: no shame, freedom from society's conventions and perhaps freedom from your own.
Standing nude in the middle of the city didn't feel so much like I was free from my conventions, but more like I was displaced from them - my conventions in a refugee camp, alone and shivering in far off lands. I am rather used to standing around, getting a tan, chatting with my friends and cracking jokes about genitalia. This is what I do. Here the activities were the same, but just slanted a little, like being on drugs. Or waking up in someone else's body, Freaky Friday-style, and going about your day as normally as possible. Or waking up in someone else's body and then taking drugs: Freakier Friday.
I only lasted a few minutes in the buff unfortunately. Several converging forces put me off. First there was the odd kielbasa-dong, as I mentioned. Then there was the requisite lingering loner, a perhaps-interested dude hanging around us a little too long and doing the double-, triple-, quadruple-take. This kind of behaviour might make ye average homosexual feel uncomfortable, and so vag-fan me was squirming, chanting silently, "no-homo, no-homo!"
The last straw that sent me back to Prudeland was noticing that, for some reason, most of the people sitting near us were fully clothed, and then there was us, an island of white blazing nakedness among them. This was when we realized that we were standing well outside the designated clothing-optional area. Here we were, congratulating ourselves for being naturists, when really we were a pair of streakers and a flasher.
Other rules of etiquette (which are available in the form of printed pamphlets offered by the Hanlan's Beach Naturists) we broke included: a) no taking hilarious set-up photos where the CN Tower looks like it's your member and b) no feeling uncomfortable.
Everyone else on the beach was well in accordance with the rules, and seemed like poster-people for the naturist cause. It was ninety-nine percent men, of course, most of whom were older and all of whom seemed remarkably in their element, despite, you know, being naked in public.
The beach itself was really impressive, well groomed, and offering a number of exotic games. Most of these consisted of wooden and metal object and occasionally balls tethered to poles. They were all European in origin and made no sense to me whatsoever, which is fitting as the nudist thing pretty much falls into that category for me as well: weird and European.
Being socially awkward even in a snowsuit, I couldn't bring myself to interview anyone on the day. Luckily, while sitting at Ronnie's in Kensington Market a couple days after the trip to the beach, I met a woman who described herself as a regular. More than a regular, even. She said that Hanlan's Point beach is what keeps her in Toronto, and that she values it above all else in this city. I joked that she was probably the only woman in town to say that, but she said that there are many women and families that go there. I asked if she'd ever had any problems or drama there. She said that mostly not, but complained that sometimes she's accosted by single men, and has had to leave once because of it.
As the sun was setting on Hanlan's and we re-clothed, my friends listed the items they'd bring with them next time: a cooler of beer; much, much more sun screen; mirrored sunglasses. I, on the other hand, was just glad the experience was over and I could go back to my regular life of not knowing, but always imagining, what every person that walks past looks like naked.
Photos by the author.
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I tip my hat at thee fine sir. You definitely have more cajones than you say/think... and thank you for including a pretty girl in your photos... the female form is definitely more visually pleasing to the eye.
Oh, fun fact of the day: the reason why a lot of fat men tend to have microphalluses? (Microphalli?) Sure, some of 'em are born that way, but when they're quite overweight, the gravity and heft of their massive gut actually yanks back on the internal bits of the wang, pulling the peen back into the body a little bit.
That's why when fat folks lose weight, there's the bonus of a bigger dong. Win-win!
And in regards to fat well with small endowments... perhaps the societal fascination with large penises causes them to feel inadequate, and thus they don't tend to stay in shape/maintain a healthy physique?
You may not be able to enlarge the dick, but you can shrink the gut!
Either way, it's what you do with it that counts.
though to solve this one need only glance in the wrong direction to be in direct line of sight with some cottage-cheese man ass.
*I couldn't think of a better word, okay!
we men DO occasionally pitch a tent when we don't mean to, in as much a way we sometimes don't when we want to - both are embarrassing, yes - it seems just a bit hypocritical if acceptance of the naked form in all its flawed beauty within a *civil* environment turns into a call for cops because a dude walking along with his dick pointing at the sun is an automatic pervert without necessarily behaving in a perverted manner.
Tell us about it, see the hollabackToronto for a full pictorial
http://hollabackto.blogspot.com/2009/06/update-on-nude-beach-nuisance.html
ps: Censorship was at the request of the models.
Since that's unlikely, I'll start by not believing it.
2. The Tilley thing is a bit funny, isn't it! But if hats as protection against the sun aren't proper in naturism, then we'd best get rid of shoes to navigate rocky areas, and perhaps watches and wedding rings.
Maybe you'll go back for a followup article and get photos of people who aren't afraid of being on the site in that way. I'd include myself, of course, in such a group. And there'd be many others.
It's true that occasionally some people get the wrong idea about the place, usually Americans and idiot gawkers who have never been there before (not you, Christopher Reynolds) and think it's just one big sexual playground.
I was once aggressively hit on by a tourist from Ohio. After checking me out repeatedly he sat down next to me and started playing with himself. I had to explain that this wasn't a bathhouse and that he should stop. We actually ended up having a nice conversation. He told me how much he appreciated Toronto's openness and felt freer here than he did at home. So that was nice to hear.
What really annoys me are the clothed gawkers who come to the clothing-optional side of the beach just to stare and giggle. Get naked or get out.
I also hate the creeps who hide in the bushes and take pictures. Some people have to make everything dirty.
This is one bit of unspoken etiquette that I really find interesting/awesome. Just as I felt weird being nude outside the bounds of the clothing-optional area, people would/should feel weird clothed around all the nudity. Go with the flow, right?
I really appreciate the comments from the real deal. Thanks Tripper and thanks Paul Rapoport for stopping by (and also for tolerating my tourism). Cheers!
I've been to nude mixed hot springs in Japan. No big deal. The Japanese have their own cultural issues with sexuality, but nudity isn't one of them. Never been a problem, and yes, people do look at the size of foreigners, but don't leer.
Basically, N. Americans are not cool enough for me to go to a nude beach here.
Just because you did a survey of 20 people and, even at that, a few didn't agree, you call that 93%?? And then you put an unauthorized sign up saying that section IS nude only (misleading any new people) ?
It's optional!! Laws force people to wear clothes on other beaches and now you want to force people NOT to wear clothes in certain areas? Crazy and it's not going to happen.
Let's face it, 60% of the beach is gay, and as a straight person,if I am with a woman who wants to go topless only, we are forced into a small pocket between the gay area and your area?.not going to happen ..never will.
This will never become like a regular nudist resort or naturalist environment, it is too close to the city and too many gay people use it regularly. So you can stop bringing out the toys for the children(creepy!!), stop telling people that the area you are in is nude only and stop bothering people.
Remember it was not the nudists who make the beach clothing-optional, it was city hall lawyers to did that. Even if the beach was designated 'nudist beach', it would still end up being clothing-optional. Right now, there is a lot of people wearing bottoms. Why? Because they are intimidated by so many clothed people? Perhaps. It seems the people in the survey are saying that it would be lot easier to be nude when surrounded by nude people instead of clothed people. Lets try to help people 'feel the freedom' by creating a more nudist friendly environment. So it's up to everyone to make that happen, and I realize it may take 2-3 years. If you or others object, I have proved you are in the tiny minority. I don't enforce anything, just make people aware of the survey results. It's up to them to act accordingly and respect the opinion of those who contributed to the survey.
God bless, Dave
The Games Ground games are also free to use by beach users and I welcome the opportunity to do quick demos of these games from Europe. They are all fun and meant to bring a bit of the resort life to the beach.
A note to the list owner, be aware of people who use this list to harass others. Please take appropriate action.
Thanks, Dave Fleming
It's truly sad when the weather is nice for the beach, people can't go there. I hope the strike ends soon.
Just a reminder, that the beach is peaceful and tranquil. Very little happens there.
Most women don't even know about the beach, so tell them about it!
But don't be trying to pickup women at the beach who are there for some R & R (rest and relaxation).
For women who do go to the beach, find a spot and don't give eye contact if you don't want to talk.
As a woman who has been going to this beach for six years now, I can attest to the fact that my desire to be there has absolutely nothing to do with sex, nor do I want to go check out the various penis sizes of the men there! (Although, I must admit from time to time I have spotted a nice one!) So, why do I - a married woman - go to Hanlan's Beach??? Because it feels as though I have escaped the crazy city, if just for a few hours, and have transported myself into another area of the world...and all it took was a 7 minute ferry ride to get there. I like to go topless, as I like the look of my breasts when they are brown, and I don't like tan lines on my shoulders when wearing a halter top or sleeveless shirt. I do NOT take my bikini bottoms off, as I don't really want to burn my white ass, and most importantly, my husband absolutely LOVES tan lines on my butt! So, because this beach is clearly listed as "Clothing Optional", I have opted to go topless. If I were to go to any other beach in the city, I do have a legal right to go topless. However, being that many families and children, tweens, and teens will also be at those beaches, I feel it is a bit inappropriate for me to be topless, as some might be offended or some might be slightly uncomfortable. Because I do have the option of going to a beach where mostly adults will be there, and where clothing is an option, I find it more suitable for my purposes to be topless there, as opposed to any other local beach. If someone were to try to insist that my freedom of choice be taken away, and that if I wanted to be on the beach I had to be naked - completely naked - I would no longer visit that beach. The entire spirit of Hanlan's would be stripped away, as it was designed to give those people who want to get away from the city and spend time in the sun and on the sand, the legal right and ability and opportunity to wear whatever amount of clothing they so desire. Going to Hanlan's gives me the feeling of being free....and the freedom of choice is what makes it all the more special, thus taking away that freedom is taking away the true spirit of Hanlan's. To those who show up fully dressed simply to gawk and stare and giggle....oh well. That's their problem, not mine. If they are uncomfortable with nudity, they too have the freedom to go to whatever beach they want, and to wear whatever clothing they want to wear. They also have the freedom to choose to not go to a beach at all!
For those who condemn us, or those who assume that a clothing optional beach is filled with people who walk around with erections or who are openly engaging in sexual acts, it is simply a sign of how narrow minded they are! Nudity does NOT equal sex. Some people are so uncomfortable with their own bodies, or even have sexual hang-ups, and therefore they feel threatened by a beach of this sort. It is their fear that makes them speak out against it....fear that someone will discover just how screwed up they are inside, or even worse...that they have some hidden homosexual desires! So, instead of allowing others to have the freedom to enjoy it, they try to condemn it or to put an end to it altogether.
As for the gay community who are frequent visitors to Hanlan's, all I can say is thank God for them!!! And, thank the Lord above that one gay man was able to speak up and be heard, and managed to get the approval for a clothing optional beach in Toronto. Kyle Ray, a City Councillor, was tired of hearing about people being issued tickets at Cherry Beach for public displays of nudity. Many that received a fine were gay men, and Mr. Ray decided to speak up and change the law. It was this man who managed to get an entire group of politicians and community leaders and the general public all to agree to the need for a designated area, where anyone could choose to wear clothing or not wear clothing, without fear of being harassed, ticketed, or even worse, arrested. So, for anyone to make comments (I'm speaking to you Dave Fleming) about the clothing optional beach being designated as such by these so-called "City Hall Lawyers", I think you are a bit backwards on your views of what it truly means. It was a gay man, a gay politician, a City Councillor, who fought the fight for the rest of us, and was able to get Hanlan's designated as a legal clothing optional beach. There were no lawyers trying to stand in his way and block him from turning it into a "Nude Only" beach. Most of the people who choose to go to a clothing optional beach do so because they want to sunbathe nude, or semi nude. To indicate that any other scenario exists is just an absurdity, conjured up in the mind of one very strange man, with rather strange nudist fascinations. Take a look at your wardrobe, Dave....when you are wearing clothes, they all have printing on them about being naked! Your obsession is weird, and to put it bluntly...DUDE, you're creeping me out!!!
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Here is the real truth, Dave......NOBODY CARES!!! Except for you and your creepy friends. Most of us go to the beach to escape the noise of the city, and to simply enjoy the day, free from judgement, free from troubles, and mostly just free to be ourselves. The very LAST thing any of us needs is a man to stir up trouble, post illegal signs, and take photos of people without their permission, and post them on a display board located next to the Hot Dog cart near the entrance to the ferry docks, in front of the hotel! Why do you go to such extremes? What is it about freedom of choice that upsets you so very much?????
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If people actually wanted to attend a Nudist Resort, they would GO TO ONE! There are quite a few located within an hour of the city in all directions. The island is not now, nor will it ever be, a Nudist resort! !
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To those who are not aware of who this man is, Mr. Dave Fleming is a man who usually arrives ALONE to the beach. He approaches people on the ferry, especially women with children, and starts up a conversation about....you guessed it.....nudity and his games for the kids. Dave USED TO come to the beach with his good buddy...unfortunately, THAT GUY was arrested for having sex with minor children, and for possession of child pornography, and is a known PEDOPHILE! So, DAVE....how do you explain your association to a known Pedophile? And why was it that two summers ago, you stood at the entrance to the beach and handed out your Nudist magazines, which included multitudes of photos of children playing volleyball and swimming and playing all sorts of games while attending a nudist resort with their parents? The back pages of that magazine contained advertisements for videos of Nudist resorts, however each picture used to represent a snapshot of the video's content all contained nude photos of children. Clearly, your intent to convert the North end to being exclusively for nude only is simply a way for you to get women and children near you, fully nude, for your sick enjoyment.
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One of the first things I was told, by a number of people during my first two summers there was to AVOID DAVE FLEMING AT ALL COSTS! Because of his known association with Pedophiles, people warn others there to just stay away from him. CREEPY, CREEPY, CREEPY....that is about the only word in the dictionary that comes to mind when I think of Dave Fleming. And, as for what the guy Robert had to say on here...HE IS 100% correct!!! I agree with everything he had to say, and he is correct in the fact that the beach will never, ever, ever be designated as NUDE ONLY. So, get over it! If I ever, ever, ever see you post your NUDE ONLY sign again, I will call the Police and have you arrested for illegal posting of signs, and for illegally photographing naked children. Got it, Creepy Man???
I think you will find that during the full season the users of the beach eb and flow. During the heart of the summer season many more women, and families tend to go to Hanlan's.
I have been going to Hanlan's beach for over 6 years now and I have noticed how popular it has become and how it's improved.
This year I noticed how many more young people are coming to experience the beach. Young men and women! It's great to have an influx of new nudists.
On weekends it is very "textile". A lot of people tend to keep swim suits on. This is sort of sad really because it changes the vibe of the beach.
Fot those who go nude it makes us feel like we are somewhat on display for the non-nude types.
Also on weekends you tend to get more gawkers. Some with cameras.
I can't tell you the number of times I have told people " no you cannot take photos without express permission ".
I mean they show up to take photos of nude people? Do they not get that is rude?
The other issue is the whole sexual aspect.
It would be a lie if I said nothing happens sexually on the beach or around the beach.
Basically it is about respect of place and knowing what is crossing the line.
Having sex on the beach during the day is not something that is acceptable to the majority. Nor is cruising the woods for sex.
I would just say it's about using common sense. Don't do that sort of thing if it offends people.
If you want to engage in that activity just be respectful of those who don't wish to see it.
The bottom line is nudity should not be something that brings about shame. It's a wonderful feeling to be nude outdoors in the sunshine..with friends or on your own.
Hanlan's is an escape from the dirt and noise and chaos of the city.
We are lucky to have it.
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TO: Goldie RE: Your question about thongs....
Yes, there are people who wear thongs there. There are people who wear one piece bathing suits, two piece bathing suits, just the bottoms of a bikini, in all sorts of different styles and sizes, including thongs, and there are people who wear nothing. The atmosphere itself is pretty non-threatening, although I noticed that Dave posted here, stating that women needed to make sure not to make eye contact with people if they didn't want to be "hit on"......that statement of his is absolutely, positively ABSURD!!! I have been going to Hanlan's for many, many years now. I have developed friendships over the years with other couples, with single guys, single girls, and with some gay and lesbian couples or singles as well. I have NEVER felt like I needed to keep my eyes looking downward for fear of being hit on! Are there some creeps there who like to walk around and check out the women?? Of course there are. Are there gay men who walk around and check out other men. Yup! Are there females who go around looking for a guy to hit on? Mostly NO! But, for the most part, those creepy people are the exception and NOT the rule. Most of the women and couples who go to the beach there are like myself.....I like to have no tan lines on my chest, as I think that strapless tops or dresses in the summertime look crappy when there are tan lines on the shoulder or on the chest area. I like the feeling of being on the island, away from the city, with no restrictions, no traffic, no clothing, no judgmental people, just the warm sun and the freedom to sit there and soak up the sun with as little clothing or as much clothing as I decide I want to wear! It feels like a complete removal of yourself away from the city, as if you have landed on an island somewhere while on vacation. What I choose to wear or what you choose to wear is nobody's business but your own, and nobody will ever say anything about it to you!
So, basically, the atmosphere at Hanlan's is perfectly fine, comfortable, friendly, non-judgmental, non-sexual, and you are left alone if you want to be left alone.....or, people are friendly and willing to speak to you if you are also friendly with them....the only exception to this rule is Dave, who suggests that we women should keep our eyes looking downward in order to prevent being hit on!! If you are there and have a thong on, Dave will probably avoid you, since you don't fit in with his "Nude Only" ideas, and he can't ask you to fill out his survey about turning the end of the beach into a Naturist Camp, where you HAVE to be nude. He only asks people to take his supposed non biased survey who are already nude, and with a thong on, you would ruin his survey percentages!!! And, having the creepiest guy on the beach NOT want to talk to you is a really, really good thing! Other than him, I have only met really great people, and have a fabulous time when I am there.....and wearing whatever it is that I feel like wearing that day. The truth is, Nobody cares if you have a thong or a bikini bottom or a one piece or a top on...because the whole idea behind it is exactly what it says on the signs: "Clothing OPTIONAL".....it doesn't say NUDE ONLY!!! So, feel free to do and wear whatever you choose!
I have seen very conservative looking families (overly dressed for the beach) who still come out to see what the fuss is about. They come with smiles on their faces and actually are truly curious. To me that spells a much more open mind than the folks here who'd rather see the place turned into a nude-only beach. The 'gawkers' will go home and tell other friends and family that they went to a 'nudie beach' and survived.. they or their friends may one day live to go again and who knows, maybe their children will grow up thinking clothing-optional is no big deal.
I am not wholly naive.. i understand how this does 'kill the vibe' of the clothing optional beach but who cares... it's all in your head.. let it go.. and just go about your own business and enjoy your stay at the beach.
The topper to this creepy dude's story, the real icing on the cake is what I have just learned this past weekend while I was at Hanlan's....Peter's profession. Guess what it is? He runs a PORNO SITE!!!! OMG, this guy is such a loser! He lives at home with his mommy, running his porn site from his bedroom! He doesn't own a vehicle, and comes to the beach every day on roller blades! Then, he scopes out the scene all day long, searching for girls that are young and single, and he chases them down. He does his walk by, then the pause, hands on hips, casually looking around, pushing up the glasses with one finger, and trying to get the girls to notice his semi erect penis, which he pulled on while over by the bushes. If they pay no attention, he tries a new method....standing next to them. Finally, he tries to talk to them, flirting with them, asking them if they want him to sit down and oil up their bodies. I have seen groups of girls split up and walk in opposite directions to avoid him. I have seen girls completely turn their backs on him when he stands at the edge of their towels. He doesn't seem to take a hint, though. Instead, he just keeps standing there, looking like a white skinned ape with a gigantic nose!
Apparently, Peter (aka white ape-man) knows that these photos of him exist....and he is "extremely upset" about it. However, sadly enough, he is not upset enough to STOP creeping on chicks for his entire day at the beach. Peter, if you are reading this.....You are freakishly ugly, you never tan, you look like a loser, you live like a loser, and NO girls at the beach want you near them! I hear you don't want a "normal job" because it would take up your time and prevent you from going to the beach every day of the summer. It's time to give it up, man up, get a normal job, and move out of Mommy's house - because going to the beach every single day and trying to pick up on women clearly ain't workin for ya! L O S E R!
If you are a straight woman, come with a group. If you can bring a guy with you, even better. This will stop the creepers from hitting on you. If you are alone and someone bothers you, look for a gay guy or a couple sitting nearby. They will definitely help you. All you have to do is ask!
If you are a gay guy - there is enough eye candy to go around, as well as the one's who should NEVER be naked in public. So, you take the good with the bad. However, there are some of the best looking, kindhearted, amazing gay guys I have ever met who are regulars there. If you meet them, consider yourself lucky! If you are a gay guy going to the beach there for the first time, just keep in mind that there are other people there who might not want to see you coming on strong with another guy. Be appropriate, and remember - this is a public place!
For straight guys - Just remember that being naked has nothing to do with being sexual. If you can't control yourself, please don't walk around with a hard-on. Even the gay guys will think you are disgusting. If you can bring a girl with you, the gays won't try to approach you because they won't think you are gay. However, there are some of the nicest guys in the world on that beach, and gay or straight - it doesn't matter. They can still have a normal conversation with you and be friendly with you without any fear that they are going to hit on you.
To the lesbian women - your numbers are small but we do notice you there in pairs or groups, from time to time. Nobody really pays attention to what others do, and nobody will care about what you are doing, so if you want to hold hands with your girlfriend, hug her, kiss her, fine by everyone. Just don't go further than that!
For everyone - Remember this: The beach is not a place to make a spectacle of yourself, and it is a public beach with people of all races, age, background, and sexual preference. If you behave like a normal human being, you won't have problems. Stay away from the far (South) end of the beach and the bushes and you will be fine, as you won't have to worry about stumbling upon somebody doing something you don't want to see. There are still those people who come there to hook up, couples who want to swing, women who offer themselves up to multiple men at the same time, and gays who are naked because they are looking for something other than a suntan!
If you are trying to figure out where to sit: The center of the beach and the southern end usually has a high gay population; just to the North of center is usually couples galore; the far North end has a freaky dude who puts up signs asking you to be totally naked. Ignore the sign, ignore his 93% statement. His survey was filled out ONLY by people who were already fully nude, and therefore his figures are biased and skewed. Nobody cares if you wear a bathing suit, half of a bathing suit, or nothing at all. So, just behave like an appropriate and normal human being, and enjoy your day in the sun!
Hanlan's Beach is really a great place to get away to. It's like a vacation from the city. A paradise away from the maddening crowds! Enjoy!
did not know he was doing porn. One time a girl after a few mins of his boring talk layed back shut her eyes and pretended to sleep LOL...
I might know you...I am the guy with the "string"..
and then there is the guy with the contraption that runs around hard all day...flopping up and down...
As for the guy with the contraption that flops around....recently he was walking and flopping while fully erect, and these two guys told him he was "sick". He runs up to them, shoving his face into theirs, screaming "You got a problem with me?" It was ridiculous. They told him off, and he ran away liked a frightened child
He used to hang around with another guy who a lot of people call "Floppy Phil". He was this husky guy (I think he was bald, if I remember correctly)who always walked with a cup in his hand, putting on a show for the boaters who were close to the shore....and he could flop that thing back and forth at the speed of lightning! When contraption guy showed up, Phil taught him everything about the art of the flop! Apparently, one day Floppy Phil was reported to the police for having crossed the border into the "Clothing Required" area, and was exposing himself to some teenage girls there. He was either arrested or ticketed for indecent exposure, and they removed him from the beach, permanently.
Now that Phil is no longer allowed there, Contraption Guy has taken over for his beloved mentor, and he flips and flops it back and forth, all day long. I like to call him "The Flop-prentice"! With his penis jewelry that he chooses to wear, I was thinking of calling him the "Ring-Master", but because he started doing this after learning from Floppy Phil, I couldn't really call him a master at anything..... other than a master bater.
Can you tell I like coming up with nicknames for Hanlan's regulars? lol
BTW, I think I actually witnessed the girl pretending to sleep when Porno Pete was trying to hit on her. It's obvious he is a complete moron who doesn't understand that women who turn their backs away from him or who lay down and try to fake being asleep are absolutely NOT interested. What woman would be interested in a guy with ghost white skin, a gigantic nose, and a skinny ugly body with no muscles or body hair? No women I know, that's for sure!
was floppy phil the guy who walked his dog while flopping?
does contraption guy really get anywhere with his constant walking?
there was also 70s porno stache guy with mirrored shades who used to walk erect up and down the beach..
not to be confused with horse c--k guy who is only there on occasion...
maybe there should be photos posted of Hanlans Most Weird...same as police do with the G20 posters...
(wonder if pete's porno site is as boring as he is.....)
Floppy Phil was indeed the guy who walked his dog while flopping! I had forgotten all about that. My husband says he knows who you are talking about with the 70s porno stache guy, but I don't remember him...or the horse c--k guy either.
I would love to start a website with photos of Hanlans Most Weird! I could include all of my nicknames along with each photo - like "Foul Mouthed Jesus" and "Pregnant Hitler", my look-alikes such as "Lenin", "Saddam Hussein, "Borat" and "Sean Connery", plus some of the women I have nicknamed, like "Nipples, Nipples, Nipples" (no breasts, all nips!), "Triple Butt" (No explanation needed). The possibilities for a Hanlans Most Weird photo spread is just endless!
You are full of crap, and if I see anyone try and take pics of anyone at the beach I will call the police.
That is because you are 30lbs overweight, the only one who looks at you is your poor excuse of a husband...does he force you to sit near other women so he can ogle them ? I bet he does as you are foul.
A tip: Using the same sentences and phrases gives away the fact that you're not different posters.
Get a life pervert. No one wants to admire your tiny penis.
if those are the tanned tatas I think they are...why all the negative comments here...that's not very nice..
everyone needs to mellow out...
have some fun on the beach whether you are floppy phil, contraption guy or anyone else...
My wife refuses to go to this beach with me as she feels that her body is just not to be shared with others, but I would like to attend.
I am not gay and have no interest in hooking up with other men, but wanted to know if I showed up as a single male if I would send the wrong messaage?
Is there a place that first timers can go to experience being nude at the beach, but not being a creepy single guy?
I wouldn't mind if girls or guys talked to me, but if I said that I wasn't interested would they leave me alone?
Also do I have to take the ferry to Hanlon's Point from Bay Street, or is there way to get there from Centre Island?
Thanks for any and all answers.
you can go to the beach on your own...no problem...
just make sure you have a contraption to attach to your johnson and then walk up and down the beach...you will fit right in..
My purpose isn't to go trolling if that's what you are implying, but rather to leagally sunbathe.
not really fair to him if so.
I know what you mean...it's a burden I have to bear, when I am at the beach...
funny how everyone claims to be eight inches..
I don't see ideal beach weather coming anytime soon. Anyone know how many people actually visit this beach?
but who has the best looking member at hanlan's? maybe tanned tatas can weigh in..
LOL
What?
...women who offer themselves to multiple men at a time...you can't be serious?
And this all took place on a public beach right?
Give us the story.
Felt freezing all afternoon. I'm hoping for next Tuesday....21 celcius. Got to work this weekend. It be nice making friends there with anyone on here...(no funny stuff intended.)
The beach was not busy. I was at the North end of the beach by myself in the buff. There were 5 guys in total that did laps around me...obvious cruising...1 of those guys was so aggressively trying to make eye contact with me it freaked me out...he was doing circles around me. It took several minutes for him to get the message, that I was not interested. As a Straight guy...you can't go to the beach on your own as I did today...very bothering by the conduct of some Individuals. You have fully clothed female university students walking in groups laughing and taking pics...ridiculous!
Why can't people leave others alone?...people come to the beach and want to relax after work or school and do not view nudity as sexual...
c'mon people!
give us the scoop!
Yesterday whenever he saw a nude group of girls he would walk all the way from the other side of the beach to walk near them near the northern fenced boundary....lol
The beach is a great place but does have a few bad apples. Here's my list
Peter- As already described, creep
Floypy Phil and his apprentice who may be even worse than Peter, a real sico harrassing women and girls
Jesus- Drunk homeless guy, usually not a problem until he is drunk and cursing or rolling in the sand
Fat nude woman who is always by the shoreline with legs spread wide open
The two Italian younger guys that go to every single girl and try to pick them up, not sure what to call them yet one is hung like a horse cmoes on a bike and dosnt bring a towel just cruises the beach lol
Other than these people
you shouldn't worry about the oddballs sandra...they are harmless...especially jesus..not sure who the Italian guys are though...they don't ring a bell.
and you can check out a few members..no one will complain.
when it warms up this spring, just bring a towel, some lotion, and relax. it'll be a good time
Hung are you often at the beach?
I like the sense of freedom. You see a lot of regulars and students passing through taking photos. I have seen many Asian students walking through on several occasions that laugh and take photos of the beach.
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Asked if a red-light district would take away from the island’s wholesome family vibe, he responded: “I’m not sure how wholesome it is with the whole nude beach,” referring to clothing-optional Hanlan’s Point Beach. “If you look hard enough, you’ll find somebody without pants on.
I WANNA BE LEFT ALONE!
but you can find quiet spots at the far end of the beach. just ignore any wanderers..although sometimes there are even heterosexual couples at that end, who like to put on a show.
What "far end" of the beach are we discussing, the one where there is an orange plastic fence, where the lifeguard stand is(close to volleyball courts) or the far, far end where people usually go for a walk and there is kinda a bend and they disappear from view.
the middle can be a crowded part of the beach Liz. Any distinguishing characteristics that make you stand out in the crowd?
Please BlogTO, continue to censor photos. This is not where I go to see genitals.
I wonder who the model was for this sand sculpture.
http://sensualsculptress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/monster-cock1.jpg
We were in a isolated area (no-one could see us unless they wanted to) and this guy comes runing out of nowhere.
Now I have to convince her to come to the beach this year but shes worried we may run into Dave. Has anyone had a similar experience? I mean we wouldnt be fooling around on a busy day infront of everyone, not sure why such a big deal.
and Liz...I am no friend of floppy phil, erect contraption man or the boring guy who tries to talk to every woman..I hang out on my own, normally keep to myself--just go there to relax.
Who is contraption man? and do you mean Peter when refering to the boring guy who tries to talk to every woman or the creepy guy with the frisbee??? Anyways I like to keep to myself to but its hard sometimes.
Also that guy Dave came to me nd my friend and wanted us to go to some nude swims at some public pool, not interested and he gave us some nudist magazine. He realy takes nudism seriously, but he dosnt seem to cause harm.
I think he is friends with pete though...as they try to meet the ladies.
is frisbee guy, the guy who plays frisbee by himself?
good thing I walk farther and get my own space to get peace and quiet...
Hung - I an bigger that you and not afraid to prove it !
btw...is it ever going to warm up so we can go to the beach?
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Plenty more here, sign up..
Anyways Hung still no clue on contraption man unless you mean the guy with a cockring that is floppy phils apprentice walking around like a freak with his flopping penis. I also think he is friends with Pete, he is a real dirtbag lol.
As for who is bigger lol, my friend who comes on the odd occasion to the beach was wondering what the average size on the beach was, she recommended to bring a measuring tape just for fun to tease the guys lol That could be fun lol
As for the pic Cynt I know that guy from the beach, its one of the italian guys. Does he know you took that pic?
For those who find what I did was wrong, now that I am a lot heavier my husband does not touch me anymore.
Also I think I know who George is judging by his vocabulary, he wears a cock-ring to enhance himself wonders the beach like a troll and is floppy phils apprentice! He is nothing more than a beach nuscence pay no attention to him. He creeps out women (mostly younger ones) and walks like a douche in a aggressive like way up and down the beach. If you see him or floppy phil don't hesitate and have them reported to the lifeguards who will call the police and we can rid them off the beach.
Well, hope within a month it will be beach weather!
Greg
We are a indian couple that comes to the beach, we are also swingers. Also we have seen many men with errections its not bother us.
Also guys its not about size but how you use it!!!!!!