GTA Tripping: Water Castle
At the very end of the Eastbound Queen Street streetcar line in Toronto my friends and I found the Water Castle. The place is famous in Toronto pop-lore for being stupidly beautiful and a reliable shock for first-time visitors. It's a water filtration plant - an industrial complex supplying the greater portion of our drinking water - in the form of a commanding fortress.
A Michael Ondaatje character threatens to blow the place up in the critically lauded book In the Skin of a Lion. Dave Chappell visits to this place as a jail in the stonerly smoked-to movie Half Baked.

In the real world, the place was built in a time when it was en vogue to spend public money erecting ornate monuments to the future. At the time the construction was met with a lot of criticism. Shouldn't the public's money be spent on the public of the here and now? I would tend to agree with such logic if it weren't for the damning evidence supporting the contrary opinion: in the past it seems that we were willing to (or made to) scrimp for solid, lasting structures, while today we opt to supersize our fries and settle for shoddier buildings. Just look at any public building built of brick and mortar in the first half of the last century vs. the tin and pressboard shantytown numbers we're currently bestowing on the next generation. Which will still be enjoyed by our children?
Revealing itself beneath a moody sky, the R.C. Harris Water Treatment Plant was operatic, terrible and everything we had hoped for when we stepped down at the streetcar's last stop.
It was going to be a special day... we could feel it. But first we needed breakfast.
Luckily, also situated at the very end of the line, sitting as the absolute closest restaurant to the Water Castle, we found a little bistro called Vi Vetha. It didn't look like anything special from the outside, but stepping inside we could tell that it was a favourite in the neighbourhood. The place was brimming.
Sitting down in the dim recesses at the back of the room, a server approached and sneered at us. She was simultaneously stony and agitated, like a person trying to sleep through a restless nightmare, only she was standing in front of us and her eyes were open.
We ordered our food, and what came verged on the miraculous. I had an impressively presented three-poached-egg, (good) sausage, (good) bacon, potato, toast, fruit-for-days breakfast that knocked my socks off... for $6. One of my cohorts had a generous portion of perfectly prepared French toast with caramelized peaches and bacon for $7. Even our server eventually gave up her crank-coma, opting to join in our gleegasm.
I do love it when I can add the following: This place alone was worth the trip.

But we had come for majesty, not for gluttony, and so we yawned off the morning hedonism and stepped outside. Seconds from the door of the restaurant we found ourselves in another world - a steampunk dreamland that had an immediate and recognizable effect on us far stronger than the espresso at breakfast.
A place can do that to a person. In much the same was that news, drugs and sleep can change our mood, outlook and mindset, a place can affect us.
Standing there, in and around the shadows of this authoritative stone structure, this ridiculous over-wrought, over-achieving public landmark surrounded by swirling air-pressure drops and swells with the lake churning and burbling at its feet, we were altered. Palpably so. It was like we were standing on a movie set but it was real life. Action, romance and drama seemed to be the only possible things that could happen here.
I like visiting places like this for the very same reason I used to dismantle my mother's couch to build forts with my little sister. The place becomes a stage, and just by standing on it we become caught up in our own fantastic dramas.
And the Water Castle is the perfect place for any drama one would need to stage. For example, a battle with your arch nemesis for control of the metropolis would be perfectly accommodated here. Or why not come here to fall in or out of love? Even if you want to lend your dog walk a gothic, historical air, the Water Castle at the end of the Queen Street car is a convenient choice.
Comments (17)
In Montreal, there's something similar atop the Rutherford Reservoir near McGill's Upper-Campus downtown. It's an incredible castle-like building in one of the most expensive locations in Montreal whose insides are a water pumping station. Go figure...
Awesome!
I guess you can't go in? The insides are described a bit in In the Skin of a Lion, but I'm curious about the reality.
Undercover Brother filmed its climax at the plant, they have scenes inside the facility too... lotsa marble.
They certainly don't build'em like they used to.
I remember going inside during Doors Open 2001. They haven't had public tours since 2001 unfortunately. I'm hoping they will open it up again, its a beautiful marble art deco masterpiece inside.
@ syncros: That sounds really interesting, I've gotta look into that for sure, thanks for the info.
@ Nick W: The intense gaze was definitely on purpose... what that purpose may have been I'm not quite sure anymore... lol.
I went in with a school trip back in 1999, it's absolutely massive on the inside too and retains all the art deco design. There is a massive 4 storey grand hallway that cuts the whole thing down the middle on the inside with sky lights and brilliant white marble.
Just to be clear, the building that is part of the plot in "In the Skin of a Lion" is the pumphouse the smaller building with a single tower in the foreground of the last picture (although I think there is a general discussion of the whole complex).
I was in there in 2001 as well, it's too bad that this thing is unlikely to be open for tours any time soon.
Locally known as "The Waterworks". Famously used as "Elsinore Castle" in the Bob & Doug movie "Strange Brew" along with countless others. If you climb down on the East side there's a relatively untravelled strip of shoreline that you can walk along all the way to the foot of the bluffs.
A few more shots here:
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=waterworks&w=10648765%40N02
Believe me, living across the street from this plant made me daily want to go inside. I had snuck some peaks during the major construction they were doing from 2005-2007 and what I saw was major steampunk fantasy land. One item that sticks out in my mind is this crazy elevator, or what we thought was an elevator, that seemed as if yougot inside and pressed a button it would take you to some secret lair.
There is a 1 hour tour of the plant but I have never taken it since I love clandestine expeditions. I think with all this talk now that I will tour it.
The plant also served as the exterior of a prison in the Jamie Foxx movie about Stan "Tookie" Williams.
@Jonathan: Oh thanks so much - they don't hold a candle to yours, but I'm glad they're working out.
@Alogon: They offer a tour? Neat, I'd love to know how/when/if that goes!
Well, it turns out that in the paranoid aftermath of 9/11 no public works in Toronto allow public tours anymore. Wow, our brilliant city politicians keeping us safe from non-existent terrorist threats but can't keep our roads in repair or the simplest systems in order.
I can see how the decision might be "if we do nothing and something happens, the raving loonies that exist on our city will foam at the mouth" but seriously, when will we stop catering to the excessively delusional paranoids in this world?
I guess, at least in this instance, the terrorists win.
The reason I thought tours were still on is that professional groups have been able to go in since 2001 like when they had the anniversary in 2002 and last year the Professional Engineers of Ontario had a private tour.
Guess me and the rest of you regular tax-paying joes aren't worthy to view the infrastructure we pay for, makes sense at a full-on nuclear facility like thi... oh, right, nevermind.
Right, I agree that it is a shame when a few (albeit VERY) bad apples ruin it for the rest of us. That's funny that you mention the nuclear power facility... the inaugural edition of GTA Tripping was about that very thing, and even mentions the cessation of the tours.
















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